Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
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Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
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ryannmichael 17
Just run & walk around naked, you need to show your dominance.
websphere69 27
Oh yes they call her the streak!
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Comments (58)
JBailey215 14
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amanda182 19
Well, it is her house. So she's allowed to be in the nude. She probably had to go really bad and didn't have enough time to get her robe. Hopefully you won't have to witness that again.
IrisKitty 6
yes. her house, her rules... but if she had to go so bad and didn't have enough time to put on her robe...why didn't she just use the bathroom that's in her room. This is a really nice question that I did not want to ask. considering she was naked.
Goblin182 27
I saw my granny naked once, had an uncontrollable urge to iron everything for months.
laden_swallow09 35
Sounds like you've just answered your own problem.
SK8WITME 19
now imagine. how would you feel if you happened to do the same thing wwhen you got old and your grandson made an FML about it, wishing he had his own place where he wouldn't have to bother with your shit
IrisKitty 6
Well ...considering she has a bathroom in her own room. If that was the case, then I'd be OKAY with it. I don't think it'd be very logical nor considerate for me to do what she did? knowing that he was sitting right there by the bathroom that ISN'T in my room. Just saying.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
...and possibly therapy I would imagine.
backdoorman010 9
I guess you should move out if you don't like it
johnceeeenaaaaa 5
I think I'll need brainbleach after reading that...