Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
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Top comments
ryannmichael 17
Just run & walk around naked, you need to show your dominance.
websphere69 27
Oh yes they call her the streak!
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Comments (58)
Pinto_2015 9
What has been seen....cannot be unseen.
Thundaar25 11
That is some good stuff!
IssacB 14
Heeyy, she had to go
Redgy22 26
You all assume Grandma is old & sagging. Besides, her house- her way. Don't like it, leave. It's not like OP said she walks around nude. We've all made the "mad dash," so maybe it IS time to grow up & move out.
koganti 18
horrible situation aha....
kattykat1 13
You nude to get your own place :'D
madslurpee 8
I know every last person in this feed has had to do this at least once. Haven't you ever taken a shower, and then realized after that you forgot a towel? And then you'd poke your head out the door, see if it's safe, and then skimper your naked ass to the cabinet to grab a towel.
Glausfear 3
how old is she, thats the question,
ThePaperDragon 31
Can we just pray her bedroom is near the bathroom? Otherwise, grandma went on quite the inappropriate run!
trucker2 33
Quit complaining, you know that's gonna be you in 30/40 years