Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
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Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
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Top comments
ryannmichael 17
Just run & walk around naked, you need to show your dominance.
websphere69 27
Oh yes they call her the streak!
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Comments (58)
jansdrs 19
You can never look at Grandma's cookies the same again.
whassallt26 13
So.much.sagging.
RedPillSucks 33
well, mostly flippity floppity
Miss_Whipped 43
Flippity floppity, Grandma's on her way!
beeferjay 34
*hands op the eye bleach
SubparAtBest 23
*hands you the regular bleach* cheers!
StickyPickles 33
The fact that you know she "didn't have enough time" tells me you had a quite interesting conversation with granny. . Maybe just a tad bit awkward, especially if eye contact was made during said incident
worldclassrager 41
At least you are a girl...but you are living in a house not a locker room...
jenndan36 12
wow...so what. having lived with my grandma years ago, looking back I can only be grateful. nudity is not gross, its natural. be happy you have somewhere to live. ydi
meliodafool_ 15
natural, but not always welcomed.
xoamy906 25
How the hell does OP deserve that? Nobody wants to see their grandma naked.
IrisKitty 6
did I say I was ungreatful? I can be greatful while being highly uncomfortable with the fact that I saw her naked!
EvilLittleMan 23
Were her knees knocking her nips as she ran?
HerobrineSks 10
God. Someone, brainwash the young male! He won't remember shit.
HerobrineSks 10
Shit, I mean she...
HerobrineSks 10
Shit I mean she....
LilMissCanadian 22
That must have been scarring.
ukeandfoodislife 19
If you're still living with your grandma, then YDI. Get your own place. Since you have to be 18 to be on FML, you should have your own place or don't complain.
Cathrin 26
You realize how hard it is to gain enough financial stability to do that nowadays?
amanda182 19
Have your own place at 18? Where the **** do you live lol, because I sure as hell know in CT that's damn near impossible.