Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML
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imtooshy 18
Ex friend and ex boyfriend hopefully. Sorry this has happened to you and all the nest of luck with your pregnancy and the baby.
real life problems 26
At least rent will be cheaper to split 3 way. One big happy family.
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Davros 12
and that's why you never mix tequila and a 3-way
pjsr 33
Isn’t that sweet when when friends spend so much time together that their monthly cycles line up! Maybe the twins will be so lucky.