Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin...

By Dexter_39476 - 24/01/2016 05:40 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "The Virgin Cave". FML

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By morgan_love11 - 05/06/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML

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Sunday 24 January 2016 17:14

And here we see the wild virgin in it's natural habitat

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Sunday 24 January 2016 17:22

At least they don't call it "the masturbation station"

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unixdude 9

Tuesday 26 January 2016 20:36

They won't say that after they find your stash of dead hookers - amirite?

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Wednesday 27 January 2016 10:55

Virgin you say? how you doin? (best Joey Tribbiani voice)

zykrithium 22

Wednesday 27 January 2016 20:23

Shouldn't they be happy that their little girl isn't getting plowed?

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