Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 5 years only got divorced last year. I never even knew he was married. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
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shotstack 0
Your ex was using a really cliched excuse, I'm afraid.
boopityboppity 11
He's engaged after five months? Really? Seems a bit quick to me.
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Comments (116)
ilovetitties 0
Well you should know his new marriage won't work out.
ohmandapants 17
maybe he knocked her up.
YummiGummi 0
and you've stalked him ever since.
loppisloppan 2
well maybe he just found the right one
fatalwish 6
Not worth your time if hes going to give you a bs excuse like that
holierthanbloodx 5
He's getting engaged after five months; be happy you're not with someone so impulsive
juanlopez307 6
It was too serious, too serious with you and not serious enough with someone else
zykrithium 22
Whelp... obvious lie is obvious.