Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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null_fml 11
You don't have boobies? Not even one? What did you do with them? They couldn't have just walked off on their own. Quick, find them and maybe he'll take you back or you'll find a better guy. They're always in the last place you look.
why_me725 0
The only question there should have been was what address should his shit be shipped to? Never compare yourself to another female because he decided to cheat. Self confidence is key, lacking that is probably why he cheated in the first place...
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Comments (191)
perdix 31
Why does anyone ask the "What does she have that I don't" question? Does it ever help? The only winner I see in this case is the plastic surgeon who's going the sell the OP an expensive pair of silicone funbags. It's hard to beat nice boobies, but it's fun to try.
iBelieve08 0
LOL. awww poor you! you should give that best friend a b*tch slap. that'll show her! i don't blame your boyfriend, he was just being a guy.
Kukironosuke 16
thats no excuse, being that definition of "a guy" is intollerable, guys dont get a free pass to unfaithful sex just because they dont like who they are with, all the blame rests with the bf/best friend, and people talking about fake breasts are stupid, the real thing is always better, at least make sure your next boyfriend would want you to have fake boobs before you have the opperation, its not cool for girls to pass off their boobs as real to potential guys they meet, then you might get the stewie griphon response' "you call these boobs? their lies!!!"
idkweird 0
How about if someone gets fake boobs, they do it for themselves and not for some future guy and how they MIGHT respond. That is the stupidest reason to get implants I have ever heard of. I had a friend get hers done and her boyfriend didn't want her to. It didn't matter, though,because she wasn't doing it for him or any other guy. It was for her. They turned out spectacular and her boyfriend(now husband) understood her reasoning behind it. A real man can deal with that.
Maus_fml 0
"i don't blame your boyfriend, he was just being a guy." You're a self-defeating sexist dunce. Just thought you ought to know.
ninjacapo 2
**** u. he cheted for boobs cuz hes a guy? i can c it as an exuse for masturbation but cheeting?¿? nope
Jacks_Penguin 0
This boobie man you speak of is my new hero.
Person1233 13
For some reason the OP irritates me. Something tells me she's 16 and her boyfriend is some immature sleeze. I mean, what do you expect when you choose a shallow douchebag??
bkelly6969 0
boob job!!
omg2funny 1
Well I'm not sure if you deserve an FML for having a cheating BF & a cheating Best Friend, or saying YDI for having a cheating BF & a cheating Best Friend...
lostinmars 0
your boyfriend is a douche.. as well as your best friend.
sharon_ellj 0
Oh i am very sure she was your "best friend". Well, revenge is a dish best served cold.
blu7 0
honestly just laugh in their faces and say... "yeah **** you guys man. a low-life like you and a ***** like YOU were bound to get involved anyway. i have better things going on"
GreenBud_fml 0
LOL
Lisa89 3
Surely after that.. he should be your ex-boyfriend now? It's now really an FML, you found out he's a douche, so you're obviously better off without him. Problem sorted.