By Anonymous - United States


  Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
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  WCARlover  |  34

It's funny cause bones.

  WCARlover  |  34

I realized it sounded like I was being sarcastic when I said good one to 23 but I wasn't..

By  Lythargic  |  0

You'll get over it.

  Blackmail111  |  9

I sense more pain coming for OP. First the tits are out of the way so he moves on to the vigina which = A trip to the gynocologist. After that he moves onto the ass which = A rectal exam. Finally he'll get to the mouth which will = A trip to the dentist. As a last resort he might try...KNEE SEX

  Tdevonner  |  0

140...I think all the people who were turned on by the post itself are now all leaving fml n goin to porn thanks to ur play by play of endless clit sucking, butt fucking, n cum swallowing...n if they werent clicking over before they are now! not speaking of myself tho.. ahem excuse me...

By  Meowingtons500  |  18

Perhaps OPs significant other had a inadequate childhood due to being bottlefed as a wee little gaffer. Possibly he just wants the natural nipple feel he never got. Or he likes your titties. Or both.