Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
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Top comments
helloboyzder 13
Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...
Lebeaugars95 20
He saw the opportunity and he went for it
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Comments (170)
Person58 17
Your boyfriend is a genius.
CandyApple88 13
As he's wearing your stuff, you should insist that you get a cut.
jwb8711 13
Genius.
cheshirecat13242 32
I literally laughed out loud when I read this. Thank you.
Astrum14 24
First clause: "How is this a FML? This is sexy." After it continues: "Oh, never mind."
Caelophile 8
Industrious.
vikky538 29
he really knows how to earn money.
xluciferx666 21
It might be weird, it might be wrong, but dammit it works
JohnKurtanidze 3
Sooo ****** up but it apparently works! Dafuq is wrong with with the gamers though? Dafuq.......
laden_swallow09 35
Sex sells. The stupid ones pay for **** anyway, so paying for (what he would hope is) a girl's gaming habit isn't far fetched.
emilyg2014 14
That's SMART. Creepy, but I've gotta give him props for that, somehow.