Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
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Top comments
helloboyzder 13
Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...
Lebeaugars95 20
He saw the opportunity and he went for it
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Comments (170)
DA_JUDGE123 21
That's genius....
hoe_please19 7
Gurl I know my man dose the same damn thing
JohnTheDonJuan 11
Apparently spelling is not one of the things you know...
SkullsRules1 26
Sounds like a fun guy at least :p
stormchaser24 24
Clever gir.......
jesuis_julie 21
I want to know how she actually found out :D
jkp1291 25
Now we'll always be wondering. Is that really a girl, or just clever guy in tights?
sthrnbell 9
Creepy weird
buckdharma 38
I met a girl down in Los Santos Who made me raise my Code Red, And I said a toast For my Ebola, EE BEE OO EL AEE Ebola Well, I'm just a nerd and I date mostly skanks So when I saw her legs I nearly broke my bank for my Ebola All covered with granola, Bow legs and g-r-a-n-o-laa
zarosian 17
Wtf are you on about?
Tankkiller308 16
The better question is just what are you on
False_Stupidity 42
For those that don't quite get it. This is a failed attempt to use alternate lyrics to the song Lola. I tried singing it to the correct tune but it doesn't work right cause there's too many syllables in ebola. Anyhow, its relevant to the FML because in the original song Lola turns out to be a cross dressing man.
jiggleboy 9
Smart man.
Mauskau 36
People give me free stuff without me even letting them know what I look or sound like. I don't even want free stuff... most of the time.