Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Catfished
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Judge Judy much?
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Egg mode
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Get out of the way
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
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helloboyzder 13
Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...
Lebeaugars95 20
He saw the opportunity and he went for it
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Comments (170)
slingerslasher 24
absolutely genius
Andatop 16
You should marry him, he's good with money.
mossprincess 12
Genius, actually. This is completely valid in my opinion.
BShek 12
You should be impressed! That's a stroke of genius
KingOfTheLosers 7
his life sucks more than your does, so cheer up!
withasmile 3
My dear, are you sure that's the real reason he wears your panties, etc? I think he may be a cross dresser giving you the (best?) excuse he could come up with. Seriously.
jademitch 20
Clever boy, I wouldn't complain. Even if it is a little strange
wallmaria 15
that's not even a bad idea
Sheepalicious 20
Time to cash in on this juicy piece of info! You should get him to do that for you too if you play with him. You can always use this info for blackmail too.
laden_swallow09 35
Tell him to get his own undies and leggings! Or at the very least have him get you things from these poor guys. May as well get something out of it if he's wearing your stuff.