Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
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Top comments
helloboyzder 13
Clever bastard, I've never seen that one before...
Lebeaugars95 20
He saw the opportunity and he went for it
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Comments (170)
aseim9497 18
So how'd you find out? ?
KayDee29 31
Gotta give him props. That's really smart.
TPrice21 2
Your boyfriend is a genius.
randomguy76 14
He is saving money, and stealing it from sex deprived gamers who don't know any better. He sounds like a keeper to me!
trendyshoe 6
c'mon that is way too entrepreneurial to be mad at
kirbs19 37
Hey in the end it saves him money! It could have been your ass and legs on some creepy guys phone!
AnonymousUser90 21
How many "Bronzies" does it take to change a light bulb? Doesn't matter how many you get none of them can climb a ladder.
MrSmush 19
Keep that man, he is very smart
Firestar268 25
It is a valid strategy
Nimor 25
I'm not sure how to feel about this. How did he come by this "strategy"?