Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my maid of honor and best friend of 10 years won't answer my texts and blocked me on social media. This is because last night she and my fiancé got into a huge drunken fight about who loved me more and she stormed off. I get married in 5 hours and I have no idea where she is. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
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rhysfucker 24
Kick him in the nuts. Sorry ******.
jmad109 3
Looks like he really stole the show
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Comments (87)
Catkam623 27
Why don't you just make him give the money back and then find a new best man?
DoginDarkness 8
Hope he stole enough for his hospital bills.
simoncat 11
Might wanna give him his Groomsman Gift early...you know those shiny matching silver bracelets...with the chain linking them... Yeah those.
jellyghost 12
Many times people steal from friends or loved ones because they expect forgiveness. perhaps he was too ashamed to ask for help. maybe he has a drug or other addictive habit. There's a reason you asked him to be your best man. Remind him how one acts through example and compassion.
Synapsky 10
Or remind him how it feels to get his ass beat
aliyah95 1
yeah u can only b soo.compassionate
VannahJane 17
How the hell does that make it okay to steal from friends
misspennycakes 7
So you would forgive someone stealing all that $$$ off you? RIGHTEO someone does t know the difference between right and wrong
zepher93 7
17- ......Nah.
SillyGirl4602 23
Even if he is broke and is too ashamed to ask for help it doesn't make it okay to steal. If he has an addiction he needs to seek treatment. There is no reason why someone should steal from their best friend.
hryffff 11
Um Im pretty sure you can call the cops on him. Get back your money
RedPillSucks 33
I doubt they have proof of the theft that will hold up in court. Missing cash is pretty much untraceable unless OP wrote down all the serial #s
hryffff 11
That is true
Xotoolyxo 16
Talk to him first and see why he did it. If you guys are really good friends you will work it out and hopefully he'll pay you back
WolfAtTheDoor 7
I really don't think it should matter "why he did it." He stole money from people who trusted him. People who were his friends. Personally, if I were OP, I'd probably cut ties with him. What else is the guy doing that OP doesn't know about? I guess that's harsh but I can't stand thieves/liars.
WolfAtTheDoor 7
You should totally call him out in front of everyone at the wedding. Embarass the shit out of him. Yes, I know this would probably be tactless or trashy...but then again, so is stealing from your best friend. That sucks, OP. I hope you can find some legal way to make him pay you back or get him punished for what he's done.
rossdavids 16
I'm going to guess that your best friend is also your best man? I'm not 100% sure though, seems a bit easy
Kelishas 9
Not anymore. I'm sure you have other groomsmen you can choose to be your best man.
cupcakechick 17
confront him, tell him if he doesn't give all the money back your going to go to the cops