Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my maid of honor and best friend of 10 years won't answer my texts and blocked me on social media. This is because last night she and my fiancé got into a huge drunken fight about who loved me more and she stormed off. I get married in 5 hours and I have no idea where she is. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
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rhysfucker 24
Kick him in the nuts. Sorry ******.
jmad109 3
Looks like he really stole the show
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Comments (87)
perdix 31
With all that spare cash to blow, he'll be able to nail any of the bridesmaids he wants. She may not agree that he's the Best Man, he's just the Best Value Proposition!
JJ_Rokk 10
Oh perdix. You're an FML legend.
Soobie 10
Fiance is the male half of an engaged couple...fiancee is the female.
Zebediabolical 45
It could be a same-sex couple getting married.
Shrike 24
Women can have a best man at their wedding too. Not everyone's stuck in the 50s, ya know.
Zebediabolical 45
If it's not a same-sex wedding, her best man should be the man she's about to marry!
zepher93 7
Look on the bright side, and least he's not banging the bride.
DanielleinDC 34
That we know of. There's a story surrounding that. Too bad the OP can't find a way to humiliate his soon-to-be former friend for being a thief.
jatinbhanot 6
You need to surprise that guy... Get a new best man! Surprise Surprise!!
BlackPhenom 9
Replace him. PUBLICLY.
hiandrews69 29
Steal his teeth... by kicking them out.
Zebediabolical 45
He had to pay for the bachelor party somehow!
pacmanman 15
If he stole from you he is obviously not your best friend..... I know my best friend would never do something like that to me nor I to him...
capnbzarr 43
More like worst friend. If you're into drama, have that asshole arrested at the wedding.
edgarhaasenbary 8
Break his face on the pavement! Mother ******