Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, my maid of honor and best friend of 10 years won't answer my texts and blocked me on social media. This is because last night she and my fiancé got into a huge drunken fight about who loved me more and she stormed off. I get married in 5 hours and I have no idea where she is. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
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rhysfucker 24
Kick him in the nuts. Sorry ******.
jmad109 3
Looks like he really stole the show
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Comments (87)
poccocurantes 7
Bachelor parties don't come cheap. Where did you think the sorry ass got that kind of cash. The ladies gotta get paid.
outoftown 27
At this point, any other guy in a suit would be a better choice. Sorry, OP.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Your 'best friend' deserves a high five..... on his face... with a chair.
alialley 10
Noo, he is not your best man anymore. You let him off and get a new best man.
cherry72 13
why did he have access to your money in the 1st place? My best friend that I have had since birth and she is my cousin too (I trust her with everything) doesn't even have access to my finances. So why did he?
sig4life 18
What best man? I would've already said "43see ya" and had my father stand in or even some one you are semi-friends with to complete the line after everyone moved up one. The question is are you going to press charges?
stewpididiot 11
**** all that... It's bros before hoes !!! Getting married is lame!!! He's prolly saving you thousands in the long run !!!!
charvisioku 22
Well at least your username is accurate, 64. You certainly come across as an idiot.
betsy123 3
You should talk with him, ask why stole one hundred money. If the reason is kindly, you can think forgive.
LONERANGER44 11
Kick that ******* ass
qirde_15 5
as what someone said, TRUST NO ONE! and at least she didn's steal ur bride