Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I turned down an invite to a huge private party that is rarely given to freshmen in college, because I felt bad that I hadn't had a chance to talk to my girlfriend in a couple of days. I called her a couple of hours later. She answered with, "Hey, I'm at a party. I will call you tomorrow?" FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML
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Top comments
Madrias 36
Sounds to me like someone either wanted to have a massive orgy, or someone wanted to play "I'm totally single" in a crowd full of drunken fools. I'm not one to scream "ditch the bitch" like a lot of people are, but I'd say it's a big red flag.
nzhx 23
Well then maybe it's time to have a long talk with your girlfriend.
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Comments (62)
sh4ll0truth88 8
She cheated on you. Time to move on..
jake131000 21
Was?
MisterE101 9
I agree with #1, I bet she wanted to play single and pretend like she didn't have a significant other.
Lars93 18
break up with her
mintlegendary 14
Ohhh hell no
ChrisMora 16
Maybe she wanted to invite you, but was explicitly told not to.
johncage 14
If someone put me in that position, I would explicitly tell them what they could do with their invitations.
Fas4wd 13
She's cheating on you.
johncage 14
Sorry, buddy. There could be a totally innocuous, legitimate reason behind her behavior, but then why lie about it?
Badkarma4u 17
Since you had been dating for two years she probably thought she didnt need to tell you were invited, jackass.
ukhti 7
smh