Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned down an invite to a huge private party that is rarely given to freshmen in college, because I felt bad that I hadn't had a chance to talk to my girlfriend in a couple of days. I called her a couple of hours later. She answered with, "Hey, I'm at a party. I will call you tomorrow?" FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I got officially uninvited to a party. This is the third one this month. FML
Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML
Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML
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Top comments
Madrias 36
Sounds to me like someone either wanted to have a massive orgy, or someone wanted to play "I'm totally single" in a crowd full of drunken fools. I'm not one to scream "ditch the bitch" like a lot of people are, but I'd say it's a big red flag.
nzhx 23
Well then maybe it's time to have a long talk with your girlfriend.
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Comments (62)
flare0 5
I think OP wasn't told about the party at all and found out later. Because as he said he found out today that he wasnt invited to a party which happened yesterday.
chocolatelover96 14
It's his girlfriend, she could have invited him when she saw him!
Liu1992 14
Go there anyway, with your new girlfriend!
cielinwonderland 7
dump her
drshn 22
Yes, you are right because there is nothing between 0 & 1
pixierara 28
In my opinion most college parties are overrated, but the fact that your girlfriend didn't want you there is a bit of a problem.
LycanGod 27
sucks for the OP. I hope she explained herself to him why she did not invite him. huge red flag though, but we do need more info from the OP. good luck!!
CliffyB03 28
No one is cool in college. There's too many people to be like "oh I'm popular, everyone knows me"
tracynicole1 16
That's really not right in anyway.
thedoctor999 11
You should throw your own party and not invite her!
Sadistic_Siren 6
Maybe she was assuming that you'd just be going with her anyways...
reeper147 14
Well the fact that he didn't find out about the party until the next day means she didn't tell him about it either.