Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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Comments (400)
Mastyge 0
This kind of reminds me of the "Be my baby's daddy" FML. Yeah, YDI just as much I guess.
CaptainPat 0
The pull out method is pretty retarded, all it takes is a lil bit of pre-cum to get you preggo. YDI for not using propper birth control methods
JayXL14 0
YDI use a condom. You should be happy that this isn't the typical FML when the guy leaves you, though
plexico 4
You know whose like is really ******: the kid's! He or she is stuck with dipshit parents who can't be bothered with effective birth control (coitus interruptus is better than nothing, but condoms and the pill are far more effective.) There's no guarantee that the loser boyfriend is going to marry the OP and raise the kid. Also, seeing that the OP is from one of the reddest states in the country, I'll bet that abortion is not an option. Yay! Another unwanted child comes into the world. Society will get his or her prison cell ready.
bethechange_fml 0
Agreed
speak_a_da_truth 0
Plexico you're so wise, you're like a minature Buddha covered in hair!
CheezerX 0
atleast he told u the truth
Gillypants 3
ever hear of birth control? you can get a $4 generic at walmart. YDI for being an irresponsible idiot.
a_z0_9_fml 0
Regardless of whether you deserve it or not, it happened. It happened to me at 19, and now I am not going back to a the four year university I did my freshman year. My boyfriend and I both work, he has two jobs, I have one full time and we are saving up as much money possible before the baby gets here. It is possible to have the baby, to raise and love for that baby with both of you or by yourself, but its going to be hard and the plans you had will be sidetracked. You can work all the way thru your pregnancy, it can even help you in labor. If you do not think you are ready, you can pick parents to adopt, which may be the hardest thing you will ever have to do, but if it is better for the baby in your eyes, not what people around you are saying, then be strong. If you are a teenager, the next several years are going to be tough, especially with a baby, because you will have to work and go to school, but its possible. it will test you but you can get through. If you are older like 20s and have a job, you'll have to cut back on a lot of other social events. Being a mother is the greatest job in the world, but its also the most challenging. Good luck to you and God Bless.
a_z0_9_fml 0
p.s. don't listen to the idiots on this thing, its never happened to them, they don't know what you are going through and if they are as "smart" about having sex as they claim to be, they won't know. my guess is most of them are virgins still.
fiicere 5
Currently the statistics for pulling out state that it's 40%-60% effective (by statistics I mean anything that isn't personal experience or word of mouth). YDI for trusting yourself to a 60% (at best) probability for no reason. It's commonly also known as the "pull and pray" method. They do sell condoms in Utah, right? And pills? Maybe, just maybe, there's a reason for that. @117- No $%@# none of us have had to go through that. Because none of us were stupid enough to let it happen in the first place. Like telling a drunk driver "don't worry, you're just misunderstood." Maybe she is misunderstood, but perhaps it's cause she's completely devoid of any trace of anything which might be confused with intelligence whereas the rest of humanity is not. So maybe since the rest of us (mostly) aren't morons, we can't sympathize. But excessive stupidity is enough for me to vote YDI and not feel overly empathetic.
ihatestupidppl 0
So...a bunch of people who are educated about birth control MUST be virgins? Your guessing skills are amazing. Maybe you can guess peoples' weights too and work on the boardwalk! Signed, a NON-virgin who is competent enough to use birth control and not get herself pregnant :)
MNDUBBER 0
213's a virgin. Yet, she has done a very good job of convincing herself otherwise. Don't worry sweetheart, there will come a day when someone will decide to have sex with you... maybe. Being a frigid bitch is only hurting your chances though.
nonnymouse 0
You were using NO birth control except pulling out, and you can't believe this happened? You shouldn't be having sex if you're that ignorant about it. Good luck with the baby.
mcbane 0
damn black people reproducing...
fyourlife33 0
haha mcbane is always making great comments