Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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Comments (400)
darkmis1 18
Pulling out DOES NOT WORK. If the OP was worried about her parents knowing, she could've gotten her bf to out and buy condoms.
boatkicker 5
Who said anything about her parents? She just doesnt want a kid. Maybe her parents have something to do with it, or maybe they dont. You can't just make that assumption
Lonely4 0
If she and her boyfriend are stupid or gullible enough to think the pull out method is effective...there is no way they are out of their teenage years.
fretforyerlatte 0
i really wish that were true. plenty of people much older than teenagers are still that stupid.
AshleyRose784 0
you've got a tough road ahead my dear
dipwhit 0
it's called CONDOMS.... didn't they teach anything in sex ed. YDI
Krring 0
OMG... Some of males semen comes out during the sex, not just when ejaculating. "Pulling out" as a birth control is as effective and wise method as protecting your self from STD's by "washing your genitalia after sex". Jeez... OP should get abortion and get vasectomy ASAP, she's clearly not meant to reproduce.
wookiewookieMAn 0
vasectomy is for males only. females get tubal ligations a.k.a. tubes tied.
DoomedGemini 38
Or hysterectomy, where they take the parts out for women.
wowfmlife 0
congratulations!
Vagrarian 2
YDI for not using protection. You're lucky you didn't get an STD. After you've dealt with this (no matter what you do, it's your choice right now under the law), go visit Planned Parenthood for information on birth control.
xHaniffax 0
YDI for having sex no form of contraception is 100% apart from abstinence. If you don't want to get pregnant and can't support a child, because there always is a small possibilty you can get pregnant using contraception, don't have sex. simple as. and you're just a plain idiot because the pull out method is like using NO contraception at all.
russianspy1234 11
well actually, abstinence is only like 99.99999% effective
Vagrarian 2
The abstinence thing is a bit of a myth...you can also engage in anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, frottage, all sorts of stuff. And studies have proven, beyond any doubt, that kids who receive abstinence-only sex ed are actually MORE likely to have sex and get pregnant while still teens.
xHaniffax 0
I've had all the education about contraception and what not but I'm saying that ^ from what I've learned and seen in society don't have sex if you're not the least bit ready to support a child especially if you're still living with your parents so you can't look after yourself nevermind a baby. Even if you use contraception there's still a minute possibility that you could still get pregnant. everyone always says "be in control of your own body blah blah" but no one really is.
boatkicker 5
The abstinance thing is a myth? Really? Please tell me you were kidding or that i misunderstood. PLEASE. seriously. for one I'd like to be told i was wrong. ABSTINANCE IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY TO NOT GET PREGNANT! abstinance only education is bullshit, i agree with you there, HOWEVER abstinance only education is a lot different from actually practiving abstinance. abstinace works. the fact that abstinance only education is failing means people are having sex anyways and they just dont know abotu birth control.
AngryC4t 0
"And studies have proven, beyond any doubt, that kids who receive abstinence-only sex ed are actually MORE likely to have sex and get pregnant while still teens." Those studies were most likely done by people who hate abstinence only education. So I would be careful when reading those.
Tubasaurus 0
"people who hate abstinence only education" You mean people that have respect for proper education and are aware of reality? Regardless, states that teach abstinence only do have higher teen pregnancy rates. It's not surprising, nor should it be. Teenagers will have sex no matter what, and teenagers that are informed of proper contraception are more likely to use it than teenagers who aren't.
AngryC4t 0
No, I mean people who know abstinence is a religious practice and who would rather see their children be brutally murdered than see them learn anything about religion.
boatkicker 5
Most people that *I* know that hate abstinence only education don't hate it because of the religious aspect, but because of hte fact that a lot of kids don't listen. And then they say "When will teh stupid *religious* people stop teaching stuff that doesnt work?" In other words. They hate religion and use Abstinence only education as an example of religious failure. They dont hate abstinence because of the religious side of it. Or else I just happen to meet the same kinds of people over and over.
lastminuteperm 0
Agree with 11
cxal_fml 0
In the US, any woman, regardless of income, can get birth control for free through the governments family planning services. YDI because even if he pulled out quickly, you could still get pregnant. Haven't you ever heard of pre-ejaculation. Its covered in 7th grade health class - just how young are you?
boatkicker 5
Our health classes wouldnt give it to us. Not every school is in a program where they give birth control.
miss_california 0
i think 59 meant that the low success rate of the withdrawal method was covered in health class (although my understanding is that not all american schools actually do cover this?), not that birth control was necessarily available from health class.
cxal_fml 0
I didn't say you got it through school - you get it through the governments family planning service. Its your choice whether you go to planned parenthood or a pharmacy, but once you sign up for the service, your birth control is free. Cost of pills isn't an issue for any female in the US *Yes I meant sperm in the pre-ejaculation is covered in the national teaching standards for health class, so unless this girl is a pre-teen or skipping classes, she had learned about this in school before she became an age where it would be reasonable to be sexually active
boatkicker 5
I wouldn't say its "lucky" that she didn't get an STD. It's wonderful adn good for ehr that she didnt, but I don't think luck has anything to do with it. Lot of couples don't use condoms because they are FAITHFUL. Just because they're both idiots and thought the pull out method would be effective enough, doesnt mean they're going to end up with STD's. So long as neither had one to start with, and neither cheats, sex without a condom is spretty safe in terms of STD's. basically what i'm saying is "STD's have to start somewhere. They dont just apprear magically cause someone had sex without a condom."