Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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akjax 0
YDI. No question about it.
Natashakiable18 0
You do know that pulling out fast has nothing to do with getting preggerz,it the fact that you didn't use any protection sooo YDI
futurecatlady 2
I hate it when stupid people reproduce. I hope you abort it. Should have used contraception.
jms08 0
Thats really a messed up comment. Shit happens not everyone who gets pregnant is stupid. Yeah it wasn't planned, but the point is, there is still a baby on the way. Its not the baby's fault. You're a heartless dumbass
westbrookx 0
I actually created an account after I saw this just to tell you that you're a ******* idiot. You absolutely deserved it, and I have no sympathy for you whatsoever. I do have some spite, though, if you want that instead. Luckily it's free, since you clearly can't even afford a condom.
jjenniferr05 0
How could you be so thick not to realise when he hadn't pulled out in time anyway?
FreedomFirst 0
Well, at least he should be one boyfriend who isn't trying to cut and run after the baby arrives.
SarlaccBits 0
YDI for being stupid enough to believe that the "pull-out" method worked in the first place.
chris81589 0
You can't believe it? Really?
atrialfib29 0
ugh!!!! we just used the pull out... I should have checked FML before doing it... FK!!! lol :p ............. hey congrats Ur preggy!!!!