Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Top comments
Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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Comments (400)
signe_fml 0
Pull out?! YDI for being too lazy to buy some ******* condoms.
kateeee 0
i dont know why, but his response made me laugh a lot.
daviiina 0
one word: CONTRACEPTION. Dumb bitch.
baileys82 0
you didn't do the dance afterward? pull out method only works if you do the sperm be gone dance after sex. duh.
skullbuster 0
Can you post a link to the YouTube video that demonstrates this dance? There are so many people here who rely on the pull-out method and I'm sure they would be grateful for the additional protection! You are a true humanitarian.
irrelevantxx 0
Hoe. YDI
natividales 0
Pulling out doesn't work, idiot.
awuh_man 0
so: the pull out method is ineffective pre-cum doesn't have sperm in it your boyfriend is an idiot but I understand. boys don't like to pull out.
kaitlynadele 0
PULLING OUT DOESN'T WORK!!! WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN THIS????? IT IS ABSOLUTELY YOUR FALL FOR NOT PROTECTING YOURSELF!!
FuzzyWalnuts 0
That's what condoms are for dumbass
vibrantskies 0
What everyone else said.. LOL.