Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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Comments (400)
aprodigy2u 0
Congratulations on your pregnancy! It's good to know that we've got future fml submissions coming our way :-)
sbarre1 0
This one made me laugh.
Rascal_620 0
Damn I wish people would be nicer.... I would be devistated if I was pregnant and with people telling you what to do wouldn't help me at all. I think you probibly learned from your mistakes. If I where you I would buy the 'Plan B' or the 'Morning After Pill' and if unfortunatly this fails I would break down and tell my mother about it and ask for an abortion ASAP. Though you may want to keep the baby which would be fine to, just remember to do whats best for it and make sure your boyfriend is around to help you with it if you are not planning to put it up for adoption. I have been planning on how I am going to not get pregnant for a while now since I really do want to have sex. After a few months of thinking and planning I think I will be using condoms and spermicid. Maybe you could try something like that to?
boatkicker 5
I'm guessing that since she already noticed it its probably too late for Plan B.
_elly_beth_ 0
If she wanted people to be nice, she shouldn't have posted here. And it's WAY too late for Morning After Pill. It's for the morning after you have sex, not the morning after you find out your pregnant, because it prevents pregnancy, not termination.
SimpleSimon 0
Some forms of the morning after pill are effective (to a lesser degree) within 72 hours of unprotected sex. However, if the OP already knows she's pregnant, that horse has well and truly bolted!
boatkicker 5
small bit of thing to add: the ovulation being 14 days before depends on the length of time between the start of one period and the start of the next. DO NOT count on this being exact. Most women have a 28 day cycle, which i had for a long time, but for some reaons unknown to me my periods started coming every 23 days now instead. Anyways, its aproximaely halfway between periods
Mata_Hari 0
YDI for leaving the responsibility to the guy - when TWO people have sex, it's THEIR responsibility. YDI 2nd, for using the pull-out method, really, just about the worst form of 'safe' sex..
Nissi 17
Idiots, idiots, idiots! NEVER have sex without a condom or the pill! **** that "but it feels better" shit. Get smart, or you're going to get pregnant. YDI.
boatkicker 5
*gasp* I should NEVER have sex without a condom? What if I WANT a baby? Okay maybe I'm just being stupid but it pisses me off when people put things like "never" in ALL CAPS as if its obvious, and then give an example that only sometimes is relevent.
wowfmlife 0
Umm I wouldn't say NEVER have sex without birth control, unless you NEVER want kids. Its been shown that you can get pregnant after you stop using the birth control, but it wore down your uterus so much that your body will just abort the baby without you even knowing.
anglcdvl89 0
WHOAWHOAWHOA...pulling out ISN'T effective? Excuse me while I go buy a pregnancy test and call up my gyno... C'mon now, kids. Instead of giggling when they say PENIS and ****** in Sex Ed, how's about we listen every once in awhile? They stress how ineffective the "pulling out" method is.
jm88 0
Even if it did contain sperm, it's a huge chance the sperm won't make the trip. This being said, there's alot of risk of stay too long, being foolish, etc. all.
somaturee 0
What did you expect without using protection? YDI, end story.
xClarkGable 0
You're acting like the baby is a punishment. No baby is a punishment, but you did this on your own. You made a dumb mistake, but don't kill it. put it up for adoption if you can't care for it.
Rascal_620 0
Sorry to #81 and #71 I am not that informed about the Plan B pill
boatkicker 5
It's quite alright. I didn't mean to sound quite so harsh as I did. And hey, now you know. :)