Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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Comments (400)
justanotherhuman 21
it's posts like this that reaffirm my belief the human race is facing a serious dichotomy. Some are getting smarter, while others are getting dumber. Seriously, specific STD's can result in death... and some folks still don't use condoms. I guess it's natural selection? YDI. Wholly and completely.
misshistory 0
CONDOMS. It's not that ******* difficult. good luck, seriously. You'll need all the help you can get.
Arijana 0
No kidding ? xD Sorry. I just had to say it. Good luck with everything though !!! :)))))
QuietRiots 0
Hello! Condoms! No sympathy here. Please, please, please, please get an abortion. Check your local laws, it's quite possible the "Plan B" emergency contraceptive is legal to use for a number of weeks after conception, despite being marketed as a "morning-after" pill.
Bjosh1003 0
Ok... Im not gonna comment about abortions and wether or not you deserve the child and what not....but... I do want to point out the obvious... If he was using the "pull-out" method... That means he was not using a condom... If he was not using a condom, why were you surprised you got pregnant? *shakes head*
tenebrus 0
yeah 'cause that's how it works... unless it doesn't.
DirtyParkBench 0
This is NOT a FML for you. This is a FML for that baby. It's pretty shitty to have your mother write an FML about you on the day she finds out that you exist. Pretty shitty indeed. YDI for using the pull-out method as birth control. If you're not actively preventing, you're actively trying. Someone posted a link saying that there is no sperm in pre-ejaculate? FALSE. 3 out of 4 men are secretors, which means that their pre-ejaculate may contain sperm. It's a moot point though, because the OP's boyfriend didn't pull out fast enough anyway. Poor kid. This is the only FML so far that has actually made me feel slightly sick. And very sad.
ScreamToday 0
What the hell. Haven't you heard of condoms? Just about every store under the sun sells them. And I have to agree with #344 on that - it's not a FML for you, it's a FML for your baby. Maybe you didn't pay attention in sex education, but pulling out does not work! I hope you consider giving your baby up for adoption - because it's obvious that you cannot make the right decisions in your own life - so how are you going to raise a child?
jms08 0
yeah sometimes it still slips up but I've used this method for years before being put on birth control. I now have a one year old son who was conceived while using the pill. NOTHING IS 100%
smithersss 0
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