Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Top comments
Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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Comments (400)
cubananglgurl 0
all of the scolding and throwing around the statistics and shit how about just use protection and save yourself the headache?
happycloud_fml 0
It's called a condom or birth control, girl.
quintus5446 0
I wish that 90% of all these self-righteous ***** (applicable to both sexes) parents had pulled out. I mean, sweet baby jesus, a kid ****** up, that's all. Her life very truly might be F'ed in the A, so leave her the **** alone and go blog about how miserable your own lives are. ****.
hilhal 0
206 please please please don't tell me you agree with murder! abortions are just that. by 14 weeks a baby can taste and has eyes by six weeks a babys heart beats. look up pictures and tell me you agree with abortion. it is very wrong
LaceyCakes 0
you totally deserve it lol
ss_super_sad 0
That never would have happened if you were in the kitchen making him a sammich.
ninja517 0
ever heard of abstinence??
daymare 0
Oh good lord, YDI. This, folks, is where "abstinence only" and it's closely related friend "birth control is evil" gets us-Unwanted children and unnecessary abortions. Safe sex is smart sex, and prevents you from ruining the rest of your life. Wrap it up kids! (or, I highly recommend Nuvaring!)
nemohazADDlama 0
condoms are only 86 % effective if it doesn't snap. a condom only protects 50% of the time from an STD. CONDOMS DONT GIVE 100% PROTECTION!!!!!! so for all the people saying condoms always work. they don't all the time. also is it bad as a thirteen year old girl to know this much about condoms???? just wondering
tigerpeach05 0
Actually condoms work 98% of the time against pregnancy if used correctly and continuously. However, most first time users, for about the first year, condoms only work 86% of the time because they don't use them correctly. http://www.condomman.com/articles/condom-use/condom-facts-and-statistics/
C4R0L1N3 0
Sorry nemohazADDlama, but condoms protect 96-98 percent of the time, when used correctly. While that isn't perfect, it's pretty good. They're 86% effective if they aren't used correctly. Pulling out is even less effective, because of pre-cum. Love, a thirteen year old girl that (actually) knows something about condoms
ilovetitties 0
Precum is actually more fertile than jizzzzzzzz