Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Top comments
Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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Comments (400)
imnotrosie 0
For those of you who say you cannot get pregnant from "precum", it is absolutly possible if the female is ovulating.
trooper14 0
uhm condoms?...might be a big word for you though cuz obviously you arent the sharpest spoon in the knife drawer
zaooza 0
LOL on number353 but anywhoo yeah you might wanna rethink how much you trust your bf...
Smiley_70 22
Stupid girl. Protect yourself and ensure that you don't have unwanted pregnancy. There is enough education around now to prepare you for having sex and the consequences.
irunintodoorways 0
Well you're not using protection, dumbass.
sparxva 12
At least he didn't deny it was his. It sounds like he was just trying to be funny--and failing.
Sokai_fml 0
Pull-out method. Does NOT work. God, wtf is so hard about buying a couple of condoms? I can't say YDI but I have little sympathy.
checkthisout 0
one word TWAT i mean seriously what dya expect. him to pull out right when it gets good
Triplefool 0
To all you championing condoms and denouncing the pull-out method, stop deluding yourselves. Condoms make sex way less fun. Everyone knows it but nobody wants to admit it.
Lefty_Guns 16
If you want contraception, then condoms are more effective than pulling out. If you want contraception that doesn't compromise fun, then the pill is better because it doesn't require pulling out. If you're not bothered about contraception then you don't have to worry about pulling out. How is the pull-out method effective at *anything*?
DynamicDave 11
YDI for having premarital sex