Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Top comments
Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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Comments (400)
michaelfugman 0
not true,iv been havin sex wiit my fiancee for almost a year nd half using that method,works for me
viciouspanda 0
Hahahahaha that's so funny.
sweetbabysweet93 10
Oh stop bitching. Pulling out is the way to go
e_stone_85 3
Not going to lie, using the pull out method is not a way to prevent pregnancy. Considering the precum also has little swimmers in it too! And those that believe it is a safe sex method are uneducated!
GothicAngel95 16
Op you should've used birth control and your boyfriend should've used a condom
stolencookie 17
Pulling out DOES work. Just not very well.....
ViviMage 40
My guy pulls out. I take birth control for my PCOS and started that regime after my ex-fiancé dumped me, so sex was totally not factored in to me taking pills. We are both allergic to latex products and plastic feels terrible. I mentioned lamb skin and he flat out said bed rather abstain than use a piece of lamb intestine. Between these, nothing happened. Yes women with PCOS can get pregnant, but its not a high risk. Still, we aren't ready for a kid. We play it safe. Based on this FML, my pill is doing most of the work.
finklefck 5
the fact that you think the 'pull out' method works makes you an idiot.
jessherself13 21
I have no sympathy for you, you could have used condoms. If you don't like using condoms you should have been on birth control. You had it coming, OP.
bigmomma0701 5
Doesn't he know that you can also get pregnant by the pre cum. Wat a dummy