Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Top comments
Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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Comments (400)
RunZoneFive 0
You should have used a condom. I know it's been typed a lot already, but really, come on.
deathwishkid 0
You really should be forced to attend a number of sex ed lessons.
Roseyro 0
Wow. that sucks for you. But its still hilarious! XD
dyingstart 0
*facepalm* I agree that the pull out method is a terrible method. "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." Be careful of his dishonesty in the future. He could have had the decency to tell you he didn't pull out in time so you would have had some heads up. But still! Depending on the insurance you have (if any), birth control pills are cheaper than the morning after pill. Condoms are DEFINITELY cheaper than Plan B.
girlnamedkris 0
y to the d to the i. wtf dumb shit. not that hard to put on a ******* condom. or take a pill every day. we don want no babies. gross. guess where that kid will be in 18 years. dead or in jail. cmon now. dumb dumb dumb. or there's always the option of calling it quits! get that thing out of there while you still can!!
TheGerman 0
lol this is the reason why they made hundreds of different types of birth controll including condoms. YDI
Illidan_fml 0
Watta total douchebag!! He doesn't deserve ya, honey
leoofbodom 0
i hate clicking on this because i know theirs gonna be 43095734905 smartasses saying it doesnt work.. all we need is one
Emika_fml 0
My favorite part about this FML is that it runs contrary to most pregnancy situations, where the girl finds out and the boy doesn't believe it. In this one, the girl is shocked and the boy is like, "well, hm, yeah, I kinda see how it could happen..." :)
justanotherhuman 21
lol, had the same thought.
sakurachan04 0
What I find ironic is that so many forms of contraception have been invented, and yet people are still too lazy to actually go out and buy a condom. Seriously. Drive to the store. Find your size. Get over the supposed "embarrassment" and check out. It's not that hard, people. So sorry miss. You DEFINITELY deserve it. You could have taken extra precautions to keep yourself from getting pregnant, and you didn't. No sympathy. Guess you're gonna have to learn.
Migole 36
Couldn't have said it nicer :)