Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He broke down crying because his mother is going to be so mad at him. He’s in his 30’s and we've lived together for over 4 years, it’s not like it was a drunken mistake, it just happened naturally. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend’s other girlfriend is pregnant. He doesn’t know that I know. A few days ago he told me that he couldn't have a baby with anyone. She has to be the right one, I guess I wasn’t. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Top comments
Ami8919 0
YDI for not using proper contraception!! No sympathy!!
hatcher 0
pulling out doesn't work. I guess sex-ed in Utah still doesn't work either.
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Comments (400)
afallingstar 22
ydi totally for not using birth control or condoms... you cannot rely on a guy to pull out
PervGirl 0
Pulling out is NOT birth control, no matter how you look at it.
bearsgoroar 0
You're an idiot. You are having sex. Sex is to reproduce. Everytime you have sex, whether or not you use any protection, you need to accept the fact you can get pregnant. You and the person you have sex with are responsible. Stop being stupid and take responsibility. Asshole.
cabeau 0
I could guess that the OP was not FMLing about being pregnant, what she is trying to convey is that she is dating a dudes dude who wasn't holding up his end of the bargain. In hindsight, when the two decided that the pull out method would be fine for them he probably agreed to do the pulling out, obviously she should have assumed the role of the puller, not the pullee. And to everybody who cares about grammar on FML, get a ******* life, after working nine to fivers most people are done spell checking and as long as the meaning gets across don't worry about it. On that note, while your so busy grading every ones posts, please don't forget to ascertain what it is some one is FMLing about in the very first place.
kitty111 0
YDI pull out is not an effective birth control. I hope you learn from this lesson and use proper birth control after your baby's born. Good luck to ya
xGTFx 0
ydi for bein stupid and thinkin pullin out works. retard
daaanielle14 0
this method is dumb in the first place if you didnt want to get pregnant then dont have sex or try it in the butt or something, dont be stupid.
pitselehXO 6
use a freaking condom next time
MizuWolf 3
Get rid of it.
LexyLithium 2
Which is why you need birth control & a boyfriend who's smart enough to pull out fast enough & even with that, there's still a risk. Good luck with the baby...