Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Username
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Newcastle Upon Tyne, United Kingdom
WTF Mom?
Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
unfortunate
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United States
The truth
Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML
verycre8tive
Romania
Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley Springs, United States
TMI, mom
Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me probiotics for my stomach issues. FML
Anonymous
Roxboro, United States
Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML
PurpleSloth
Tracy, United States
Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML
Top comments
kamikrazy 6
Who doesn't love tic-tacs?
BugsBunny1 4
And I was born because my parents had sex.
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SnailJamsss 6
awe that means you were meant to happen.
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
you were mint to be born ;)
lizzieislovely 11
I was born because my parents one day decided to have sex until my mum got pregnant. Somehow that grosses me out more...
Haleyz_a_BOSS 0
What kind of birth control is she taking that can be confused with a tic tac?
skittles009 0
how can u not tell.. one smells and tastes minty the other doesnt
jdeshnerx3 0
how can someone mistake a tic tac for bc? they look different, taste different, have a different texture and everything. she's a moron
ganash22 6
hahahahahahahahahaahahaahah omg hahaa wow
SpectSelf 0
even to just say that is ****** up!!! damn son
OfficeNinja 5
your proof that drugs do not effect the fetus. 1. birth control pills do not look like tic-tacs. 2. while I have never taken birth control pills, I am pretty sure they do not taste like mint. so either someone is just messing with you, or your mom was a fan of chemical substances. YDI for falling for the joke.
MrSexyPants 14
Did you come out of the womb smelling like mint?