Miscellaneous: Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 17:32 - Canada

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2012 23:36 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML

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You deserved it 1 895

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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You deserved it 3 191

By verycre8tive - 21/05/2009 07:31 - Romania

Today, after a few drinks my dad decided to tell me the story of how I was born. He wanted a baby girl after my brother, and mum didn't want any more children. So he tricked her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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You deserved it 2 723

TMI, mom

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Berkeley Springs

Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me probiotics for my stomach issues. FML

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You deserved it 152

By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Roxboro

Today, I accidentally dropped my birth control pill. My cat ate it before I could pick it up. FML

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You deserved it 2 785

By PurpleSloth - 15/02/2013 13:57 - United States - Tracy

Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML

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You deserved it 16 078

Too little, too late

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 20:23 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 33 869

By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 033

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

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You deserved it 3 084

kamikrazy 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:14

Who doesn't love tic-tacs?

BugsBunny1 4

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:37

And I was born because my parents had sex.

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mrkite64 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:16

at least she loved you enough not to abort your ass. you ungrateful bastard.

Futacy 29

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:24

"Ooh! These pills also leave my breath with minty freshness!

Pigpen181 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:29

Maybe your Mom was drunk that weekend.....by drinking to much milk

justmekp 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:38

your mom is a retard

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:40

Your mom never noticed they were tic taks?

hunterhound 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:44

damn tik tacks

tayza249 20

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:47

I call fake.. this was on the simpsons. Plus, she would have had to be blind or incredibly stupid not to realise

tencalories 3

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:55

don't feel bad the truth is most of us were accidents

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Same thing different taste

WTF Mom?

TMI, mom

Too little, too late

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