Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML
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oboewhore_xD 6
Very intelligent comment number one. -.-
FFML_314 11
*No one *Their :] I CARE!
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Comments (109)
uhazsquiads 0
lol that sucks
oboewhore_xD 6
Very intelligent comment number one. -.-
uhazsquiads 0
thx
danni568 0
what artist did u go see?
hiloman500 0
yeah... fyl
mfmylifesrsly 29
i like your pussy's eyes oboewhore
thegirlnextdoorr 0
This is kinda stupid. Why'd you pass out? Wow.
morganrules123 10
I agree with the 2 comments above me
kieran247 0
:*(
Jesskidding 0
agreed :)
Tiwuz 19
At least you had fun..
NewSlang 0
Sorry, OP. That does suck. :-(
LightningLadyy 0
Sorry, they'll come back another time :P ... Unless they suck.
SeduceRecycle 0
it's alright. :) I mean I always miss out on things
FunnyWeasel 7
probably justin bieber...
legonut4 0
Its funny because you never enjoyed yourself
LOL_Noobs 0
it's it's funny because u went to a Justin beiber concert and had beiber fever and passed out. u shouldn't have made Justin beiber nice and moist. TAKE THAT LEGONUT!
XTheDesertSongX 17
Well I can see how they passed out. Yesterday, I went to Paramore and almost passed out from dehydration an heat exhaustion. Plus, OP could have been brought into a mosh pit and passed out. Obviously people who are saying "how'd you pass out?" haven't ever been to a concert.
intoxicuntt 0
So? You can't blame them. If they haven't been to a concert... Then they HAVEN'T been to a concert. So how WOULD they know. Mk. Bye
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
Stop being an English teacher. You look like you're about 13, finish middle school and then try to correct people, mkay? And if you reply, sorry but I don't spend my time on the comments section of FML so I won't be checking to continue this argument. :( P.S. Don't say "look at my profile retard, it shows my age." Anyone can lie. KTHX!
legonut4 0
49- sorry but I was definitely in front of you
intoxicuntt 0
Who are you talking to? ^^
DeathMetalJesus 0
I'm gonna assume it was a scorpions concert, because they played Edmonton yesterday and some bitch got knocked out or something
LOL_Noobs 0
59: no need to be a grammar Nazi, I was typing really fast and didn't notice it ;P legonut4: to bad ur comment sucked to much ;P and wasn't even funny
Cates500 0
The real FML, Today I went to a concert with my friends after a couple songs one of them passed out and I had to drive the dumbass home haha, But OP FYL 2
Freeze_fml 16
You went to Paramore, #60? The ****? How are you still alive? You would do well in a torture camp.
mfmylifesrsly 29
49 - he beat you. its getting lame seeing all these people trying to copy legonut. hes the original, and all you copy we just look at yall as losers. but not as much as a loser as skroal.
NzxtZ06 0
Wow, who did you go see. You know, in in case I ever want to have a similar experience.
strikeeagle 3
overexcited maybe? or moshing?
Freeze_fml 16
Damn comment bug. I just know that the disappearing comment is going to reappear any second now that I'm retyping it. Repeating the same line an uncountable amount of times is not music. I got a headache while listening to "The Only Exception."
anthaz_fml 0
Shoodnt drink. HAHAHAHAHA. hehe
dangeerouss 0
sorry op :( it could have been worse lol., you could have passed out on the way to the concert
Pickledpiesss 0
59 you make very angry with all your corrections, you look like you could run some proper brains.
LOL_Noobs 0
77:but the real legonut would name is legonut the guy "legonut4" is a fake if u can't tell the real legonut would say at the end "nice and moist" and btw there is no copyright on that so any1 can say it it's not one persons joke.
parawhore123 0
paramores awesome!!!
Chrisskiies 0
You mad??
parawhore123 0
hahaa okay.
anthaz_fml 0
I left you a comment way up there. It went on the wrong thing..
XTheDesertSongX 17
did I say they had to? hop off
MarkSeattle 0
humm... 2 songs in... had to be some YDI combo of not eating/alcohol/drugs. the fml is really for your friend who had to miss the concert since you're an idiot.
KiddNYC1O 20
ignorance is your new best friend!
Brittney_E 0
haha @ 72. any who....moshing's fun!(: though i did get 2 big bruises and punched in the cheek, but it's all good now! :D
RadAtThis01 0
win
doggone456 0
tht stinks :/
samantha987 0
hmmm... next time OP, maybe you should pass on that extra tequila shot ;)
FFML_314 11
#10 *Thanks. #12 *What *You #14 *Yeah #27 *Agreed. #42 *It's *things. #45 *Probably *Justin Bieber. #49 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID! #60 *and *have never #65 "kthx" is a very feminine thing to say! #67 *Sorry *you. #70 *Your I give up, you all know what you've done wrong. Bring on the haters!
LOL_Noobs 0
115: no1 cares about there spelling, OH SPELLING BIG WHOOP WHO CARES.
FFML_314 11
*No one *Their :] I CARE!
awesomeness1004 3
sucks for you
Freeze_fml 16
?*
Raleigh_bruh 7
Siriously, no one reelly cares about there speling on a app. FFML person, yu need to find a life. I here their cheap on eBay. :]
FFML_314 11
Ah, I forgot the "?" **** nuts! Raleigh, STOP IT! :P
awesomeness1004 3
I suck at spelling and I don't really care
Raleigh_bruh 7
Or what, Anna?! What could you possibly do to me? >:]
FFML_314 11
I'll piss in your cereal. Yes, my name is Anna. Don't tell anyone.
awesomeness1004 3
well we kinda already know now.
pingpongpenguin 3
f-whoever had to drive you home's life
FFML_314 11
134, you know nothing.
KiddNYC1O 20
"kthx is a very feminine thing to say!" haha agreed
Raleigh_bruh 7
Ignorance, I do not fear Anna. There's nothing she could do to my orange juice or cereal that I couldn't do worse to her face. :P
FFML_314 11
You're too late! I already ripped my face off.
Freeze_fml 16
Chocolate for breakfast is wrong.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Captain, you think of new horrible things to call me every day. :/
pingpongpenguin 3
Eww reeses puffs has peanut butter! You're disgusting captain.
Brittney_E 0
i like reese's....
pingpongpenguin 3
Apples are kind of gross. Captain, me.
OwNowBrownCow 0
Everyone knows that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best.
TheNewGuy03 28
you could always piss in the apple juice. no one can tell the difference, right? |the kid|
pingpongpenguin 3
You are so right uni.
KiddNYC1O 20
sugarless cereal ftw
beastmcbeastly 0
you must have been a drunken maniac! oooooooooooooooooooo o.0
Chrisskiies 0
No no no you guys have it all wrong. Frosted Flakes>everything else. Nuff said.
pingpongpenguin 3
who's talking about apple juice? :o
SabrinaEstrella 0
Cookie Crisps ftw!
allen2020 0
its called Warped Tour idiots!
pingpongpenguin 3
Omg cookie crisp is amazing. So is captain crunch, and that one with the frog on the box.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
101: OP could've easily been at an all-day festival, or had to wait in line for awhile if the concert was free or had open seating. Those could cause dehydration or heat stroke. toxxi: Why the new account? In re cereal: Cap'n Crunchberries FTMFW.
KiddNYC1O 20
smacks are boss without milk
thebrand25 0
he was probably nice and moist
KiddNYC1O 20
ijd- is that the real ****?
iownyou777 0
u should have a threesome
KiddNYC1O 20
I thought so. thanks, mercylicious
ivegotballzofste 0
i don't like beber but ur lookin' goof
MitchN 0
What's wrong with peanut butter?
pingpongpenguin 3
it's naasty
MitchN 0
Well now that I've read some comments, ya I guess I can understand concerts are orgies of heat.
Blank12345 0
HOORAY for Alberta Canada!!
MitchN 0
Naw it's not bad, tho reeses themselves are better then the cereal
irockfendergirl 0
120- Who cares that you care? I don't.
pingpongpenguin 3
Yeah I actually like reeses. Kit Kats are the best though!
irockfendergirl 0
217- Wow, can't you be a little more creative? Oh, wait, you're a little 13 year old girl who has no ideas of her own. Have a great night! :)
Son_of_Helghan 0
151- "You're gonna love my nuts!" - Vince, tEh shamwow guy
hippieluva 0
Cates500: you are smokin hot dude. well kinda
Son_of_Helghan 0
220- **** off, that's my friend! She's obviously older than 13 (but not by much)
Son_of_Helghan 0
Ignorance- it's my job to be annoying, you just joined the 7.5 million people that have threatened to kill me (in the last week)
Son_of_Helghan 0
Quite so
StephanieeRaee 0
65 you pwned!! :)
ladiesman14 0
that can happen when you smoke dope. its legal in canada right ? this happened to that asian guy on revenge of the nerds part 1. oh no booger i feel nothing.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Ah, silly me. I suppose that I supposed that anyone who's been around FML long enough to know Toxi's reputation and want to imitate it, would also be aware that doing so is likely to invoke the full measure of her not-inconsiderable sharp-tongued wrath, and therefore said potential imitator would not dare to discover the depths of those hideously dire consequences. :} I guess our imposticunt has more guts than brains.
lurchin_10 0
I've been to shows of damn near every genre and never passed out. Op just sucks at life
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
BTW, my app isn't loading dps today, and I had to up the meds. So if imposticunt is very obviously an imitator, please forgive my lack of discernment. :]
ispitflames 3
No. Bud isn't legal in America or Canada.
lurchin_10 0
240- what do you mean by dope?
deathcab7 0
that seems so unoriginal,
OwNowBrownCow 0
Jonas Brothers strike again!
FunnyWeasel 7
i never been to a concert but i'm going to one on September 3rd, which is Bobby V btw, why is it that some people pass out in concerts? is it because of the music is too loud or somebody hit the victim or the victim drank too much alcohol?
ladiesman14 0
dope is not legal under usa federal law. in oakland its legal per county and city law. look up marijuana inc cnbc on google. great 1 hour webcast about dope. forbes magazine has a great articile about dope in canada. i think you have to sell what you grow to the cad govt.
zach55 0
FUUUUCK TO MANY COMMENTS FOR #1!!!!!
BRBsummer 9
Everything.
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
very intelligent name #3 /sarcasm
gamefreak935 0
idt ur cool enough
jnjones04 0
cause ur a badass ;)
UberFail79 0
That's happened to me once. The only thing is, my friends left me there. I managed to regain consciousness after some drunk girl kicked me and spilled her beer on my face. This was, of course, before I knew about FML.
melissalala_fml 0
hahahahahahahahhahahg!!!
imemerald 3
it all depends WHY op passed out...drunk or heat, sick, etc...
Stefany713 0
I wish I could see Kelly Clarkson in concert. She has the voice of an angel
lpwTJtilli 6
26 = legend
mizzunderstood 0
aww srry to hear dat :(
m5matt95 0
ahh that's terrible
bestdayever023 0
Holy shit..I'm sorry. that really sucks):
Isamermaid 17
I got kicked in the head by a crowd-surfer and passed out one time. I woke up with them dragging me, shirt raised up, and my shoes were gone.
QueenPersephone 9
Deja vu. I think I was at that concert, Ozzfest '03? ;)
Sun_Kissed18 25
Jeez people have bad luck at concerts
JJ1989 6
god, hope I don't have bad luck tomorrow at a concert. o.o
remy3106 10
52 what concert?
FunnyWeasel 7
that's kinda true, when your surrounded by a pack of strangers you don't even know, something's bound to go wrong.
JJ1989 6
54- Green Day, it was amazing! :) no trouble :]
Firebalone 13
How embarrassing!! Wow!!
ash14 0
Oh wow, did you get your money back at least?
Freeze_fml 16
Let's see. OP is a woman. OP was hit in the head. Nice try, Justine Beaver. Crazy, self-addicted freak of nature.
ImaCanuck 0
Did you just randomly pass out or were you under any influence? either way fyl.
misfitSuperStar 0
Awww, that's a bitch, op!! fyl