Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
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uhazsquiads
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lol that sucks
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oboewhore_xD
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Very intelligent comment number one. -.-
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uhazsquiads
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thx
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danni568
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what artist did u go see?
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hiloman500
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yeah... fyl
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mfmylifesrsly
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i like your pussy's eyes oboewhore
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thegirlnextdoorr
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This is kinda stupid. Why'd you pass out? Wow.
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morganrules123
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I agree with the 2 comments above me
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kieran247
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:*(
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Jesskidding
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agreed :)
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Tiwuz
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At least you had fun..
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NewSlang
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Sorry, OP. That does suck. :-(
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LightningLadyy
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Sorry, they'll come back another time :P
... Unless they suck.
... Unless they suck.
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SeduceRecycle
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it's alright. :) I mean I always miss out on things
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FunnyWeasel
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probably justin bieber...
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legonut4
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Its funny because you never enjoyed yourself
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LOL_Noobs
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it's it's funny because u went to a Justin beiber concert and had beiber fever and passed out.
u shouldn't have made Justin beiber nice and moist.
TAKE THAT LEGONUT!
u shouldn't have made Justin beiber nice and moist.
TAKE THAT LEGONUT!
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XTheDesertSongX
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Well I can see how they passed out. Yesterday, I went to Paramore and almost passed out from dehydration an heat exhaustion. Plus, OP could have been brought into a mosh pit and passed out. Obviously people who are saying "how'd you pass out?" haven't ever been to a concert.
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intoxicuntt
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So? You can't blame them. If they haven't been to a concert... Then they HAVEN'T been to a concert. So how WOULD they know. Mk. Bye
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That_Guy_Jake_JR
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Stop being an English teacher. You look like you're about 13, finish middle school and then try to correct people, mkay?
And if you reply, sorry but I don't spend my time on the comments section of FML so I won't be checking to continue this argument. :(
P.S. Don't say "look at my profile retard, it shows my age." Anyone can lie. KTHX!
And if you reply, sorry but I don't spend my time on the comments section of FML so I won't be checking to continue this argument. :(
P.S. Don't say "look at my profile retard, it shows my age." Anyone can lie. KTHX!
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legonut4
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49- sorry but I was definitely in front of you
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intoxicuntt
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Who are you talking to? ^^
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DeathMetalJesus
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I'm gonna assume it was a scorpions concert, because they played Edmonton yesterday and some bitch got knocked out or something
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LOL_Noobs
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59: no need to be a grammar Nazi, I was typing really fast and didn't notice it ;P
legonut4: to bad ur comment sucked to much ;P and wasn't even funny
legonut4: to bad ur comment sucked to much ;P and wasn't even funny
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Cates500
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The real FML, Today I went to a concert with my friends after a couple songs one of them passed out and I had to drive the dumbass home haha, But OP FYL 2
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Freeze_fml
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You went to Paramore, #60?
The fuck? How are you still alive? You would do well in a torture camp.
The fuck? How are you still alive? You would do well in a torture camp.
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mfmylifesrsly
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49 - he beat you. its getting lame seeing all these people trying to copy legonut. hes the original, and all you copy we just look at yall as losers. but not as much as a loser as skroal.
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NzxtZ06
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Wow, who did you go see. You know, in in case I ever want to have a similar experience.
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strikeeagle
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overexcited maybe? or moshing?
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Freeze_fml
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Damn comment bug. I just know that the disappearing comment is going to reappear any second now that I'm retyping it.
Repeating the same line an uncountable amount of times is not music.
I got a headache while listening to "The Only Exception."
Repeating the same line an uncountable amount of times is not music.
I got a headache while listening to "The Only Exception."
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anthaz_fml
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Shoodnt drink. HAHAHAHAHA. hehe
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dangeerouss
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sorry op :( it could have been worse lol., you could have passed out on the way to the concert
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Pickledpiesss
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59 you make very angry with all your corrections, you look like you could run some proper brains.
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LOL_Noobs
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77:but the real legonut would name is legonut the guy "legonut4" is a fake if u can't tell the real legonut would say at the end "nice and moist" and btw there is no copyright on that so any1 can say it it's not one persons joke.
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parawhore123
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paramores awesome!!!
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Chrisskiies
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You mad??
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parawhore123
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hahaa okay.
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anthaz_fml
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I left you a comment way up there. It went on the wrong thing..
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XTheDesertSongX
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did I say they had to? hop off
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MarkSeattle
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humm... 2 songs in... had to be some YDI combo of not eating/alcohol/drugs. the fml is really for your friend who had to miss the concert since you're an idiot.
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KiddNYC1O
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ignorance is your new best friend!
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Brittney_E
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haha @ 72.
any who....moshing's fun!(:
though i did get 2 big bruises and punched in the cheek, but it's all good now! :D
any who....moshing's fun!(:
though i did get 2 big bruises and punched in the cheek, but it's all good now! :D
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RadAtThis01
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win
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doggone456
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tht stinks :/
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samantha987
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hmmm... next time OP, maybe you should pass on that extra tequila shot
;)
;)
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FFML_314
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#10 *Thanks.
#12 *What *You
#14 *Yeah
#27 *Agreed.
#42 *It's *things.
#45 *Probably *Justin Bieber.
#49 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
#60 *and *have never
#65 "kthx" is a very feminine thing to say!
#67 *Sorry *you.
#70 *Your
I give up, you all know what you've done wrong.
Bring on the haters!
#12 *What *You
#14 *Yeah
#27 *Agreed.
#42 *It's *things.
#45 *Probably *Justin Bieber.
#49 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
#60 *and *have never
#65 "kthx" is a very feminine thing to say!
#67 *Sorry *you.
#70 *Your
I give up, you all know what you've done wrong.
Bring on the haters!
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LOL_Noobs
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115: no1 cares about there spelling, OH SPELLING BIG WHOOP WHO CARES.
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FFML_314
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*No one
*Their
:]
I CARE!
*Their
:]
I CARE!
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awesomeness1004
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sucks for you
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Freeze_fml
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?*
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Raleigh_bruh
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Siriously, no one reelly cares about there speling on a app. FFML person, yu need to find a life. I here their cheap on eBay.
:]
:]
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FFML_314
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Ah, I forgot the "?"
Fuck nuts!
Raleigh, STOP IT! :P
Fuck nuts!
Raleigh, STOP IT! :P
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awesomeness1004
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I suck at spelling and I don't really care
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Raleigh_bruh
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Or what, Anna?! What could you possibly do to me? >:]
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FFML_314
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I'll piss in your cereal.
Yes, my name is Anna. Don't tell anyone.
Yes, my name is Anna. Don't tell anyone.
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awesomeness1004
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well we kinda already know now.
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pingpongpenguin
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f-whoever had to drive you home's life
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FFML_314
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134, you know nothing.
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KiddNYC1O
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"kthx is a very feminine thing to say!" haha agreed
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Raleigh_bruh
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Ignorance, I do not fear Anna. There's nothing she could do to my orange juice or cereal that I couldn't do worse to her face. :P
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FFML_314
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You're too late! I already ripped my face off.
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Freeze_fml
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Chocolate for breakfast is wrong.
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Raleigh_bruh
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Captain, you think of new horrible things to call me every day. :/
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pingpongpenguin
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Eww reeses puffs has peanut butter! You're disgusting captain.
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Brittney_E
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i like reese's....
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pingpongpenguin
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Apples are kind of gross.
Captain, me.
Captain, me.
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OwNowBrownCow
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Everyone knows that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best.
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TheNewGuy03
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you could always piss in the apple juice. no one can tell the difference, right?
|the kid|
|the kid|
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pingpongpenguin
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You are so right uni.
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KiddNYC1O
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sugarless cereal ftw
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beastmcbeastly
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you must have been a drunken maniac! oooooooooooooooooooo o.0
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Chrisskiies
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No no no you guys have it all wrong.
Frosted Flakes>everything else.
Nuff said.
Frosted Flakes>everything else.
Nuff said.
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pingpongpenguin
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who's talking about apple juice? :o
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SabrinaEstrella
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Cookie Crisps ftw!
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allen2020
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its called Warped Tour idiots!
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pingpongpenguin
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Omg cookie crisp is amazing. So is captain crunch, and that one with the frog on the box.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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101: OP could've easily been at an all-day festival, or had to wait in line for awhile if the concert was free or had open seating. Those could cause dehydration or heat stroke.
toxxi: Why the new account?
In re cereal: Cap'n Crunchberries FTMFW.
toxxi: Why the new account?
In re cereal: Cap'n Crunchberries FTMFW.
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KiddNYC1O
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smacks are boss without milk
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thebrand25
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he was probably nice and moist
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KiddNYC1O
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ijd- is that the real cunt?
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iownyou777
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u should have a threesome
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KiddNYC1O
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I thought so. thanks, mercylicious
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ivegotballzofste
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i don't like beber but ur lookin' goof
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MitchN
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What's wrong with peanut butter?
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pingpongpenguin
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it's naasty
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MitchN
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Well now that I've read some comments, ya I guess I can understand concerts are orgies of heat.
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Blank12345
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HOORAY for Alberta Canada!!
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MitchN
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Naw it's not bad, tho reeses themselves are better then the cereal
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irockfendergirl
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120- Who cares that you care? I don't.
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pingpongpenguin
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Yeah I actually like reeses. Kit Kats are the best though!
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irockfendergirl
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217- Wow, can't you be a little more creative? Oh, wait, you're a little 13 year old girl who has no ideas of her own. Have a great night! :)
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Son_of_Helghan
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151- "You're gonna love my nuts!" - Vince, tEh shamwow guy
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hippieluva
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Cates500: you are smokin hot dude. well kinda
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Son_of_Helghan
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220- Fuck off, that's my friend! She's obviously older than 13 (but not by much)
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Son_of_Helghan
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Ignorance- it's my job to be annoying, you just joined the 7.5 million people that have threatened to kill me (in the last week)
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Son_of_Helghan
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Quite so
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StephanieeRaee
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65 you pwned!! :)
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ladiesman14
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that can happen when you smoke dope. its legal in canada right ? this happened to that asian guy on revenge of the nerds part 1. oh no booger i feel nothing.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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Ah, silly me. I suppose that I supposed that anyone who's been around FML long enough to know Toxi's reputation and want to imitate it, would also be aware that doing so is likely to invoke the full measure of her not-inconsiderable sharp-tongued wrath, and therefore said potential imitator would not dare to discover the depths of those hideously dire consequences. :}
I guess our imposticunt has more guts than brains.
I guess our imposticunt has more guts than brains.
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lurchin_10
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I've been to shows of damn near every genre and never passed out. Op just sucks at life
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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BTW, my app isn't loading dps today, and I had to up the meds. So if imposticunt is very obviously an imitator, please forgive my lack of discernment. :]
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ispitflames
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No. Bud isn't legal in America or Canada.
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lurchin_10
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240- what do you mean by dope?
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deathcab7
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that seems so unoriginal,
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OwNowBrownCow
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Jonas Brothers strike again!
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FunnyWeasel
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i never been to a concert but i'm going to one on September 3rd, which is Bobby V btw, why is it that some people pass out in concerts?
is it because of the music is too loud or somebody hit the victim or the victim drank too much alcohol?
is it because of the music is too loud or somebody hit the victim or the victim drank too much alcohol?
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ladiesman14
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dope is not legal under usa federal law. in oakland its legal per county and city law. look up marijuana inc cnbc on google. great 1 hour webcast about dope.
forbes magazine has a great articile about dope in canada. i think you have to sell what you grow to the cad govt.
forbes magazine has a great articile about dope in canada. i think you have to sell what you grow to the cad govt.
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zach55
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FUUUUCK TO MANY COMMENTS FOR #1!!!!!
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BRBsummer
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Everything.
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SOTYsNumber1Fan
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very intelligent name #3
/sarcasm
/sarcasm
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gamefreak935
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idt ur cool enough
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jnjones04
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cause ur a badass ;)
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UberFail79
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That's happened to me once. The only thing is, my friends left me there. I managed to regain consciousness after some drunk girl kicked me and spilled her beer on my face. This was, of course, before I knew about FML.
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melissalala_fml
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hahahahahahahahhahahg!!!
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imemerald
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it all depends WHY op passed out...drunk or heat, sick, etc...
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Stefany713
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I wish I could see Kelly Clarkson in concert. She has the voice of an angel
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lpwTJtilli
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26 = legend
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mizzunderstood
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aww srry to hear dat :(
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m5matt95
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ahh that's terrible
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bestdayever023
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Holy shit..I'm
sorry. that really sucks):
sorry. that really sucks):
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Isamermaid
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I got kicked in the head by a crowd-surfer and passed out one time. I woke up with them dragging me, shirt raised up, and my shoes were gone.
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QueenPersephone
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Deja vu. I think I was at that concert, Ozzfest '03? ;)
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Sun_Kissed18
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Jeez people have bad luck at concerts
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JJ1989
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god, hope I don't have bad luck tomorrow at a concert. o.o
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remy3106
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52 what concert?
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FunnyWeasel
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that's kinda true, when your surrounded by a pack of strangers you don't even know, something's bound to go wrong.
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JJ1989
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54- Green Day, it was amazing! :) no trouble :]
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Firebalone
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How embarrassing!! Wow!!
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ash14
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Oh wow, did you get your money back at least?
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Freeze_fml
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Let's see.
OP is a woman.
OP was hit in the head.
Nice try, Justine Beaver. Crazy, self-addicted freak of nature.
OP is a woman.
OP was hit in the head.
Nice try, Justine Beaver. Crazy, self-addicted freak of nature.
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ImaCanuck
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Did you just randomly pass out or were you under any influence? either way fyl.
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misfitSuperStar
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Awww, that's a bitch, op!! fyl
#12 *What *You
#14 *Yeah
#27 *Agreed.
#42 *It's *things.
#45 *Probably *Justin Bieber.
#49 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
#60 *and *have never
#65 "kthx" is a very feminine thing to say!
#67 *Sorry *you.
#70 *Your
I give up, you all know what you've done wrong.
Bring on the haters!