Miscellaneous: Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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AxCxDxDx 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:10

Wouldnt your mom know if you are on medication?

makemebrauh 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:12

May I ask why your mom would throw out your meds without asking you first? Unless they are drugs hidden in Rx bottles in which case your mom just pwned your ass.

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aubreybradt 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:46

Is your mother literally retarded..?

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