Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML
Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
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AxCxDxDx 0
Wouldnt your mom know if you are on medication?
makemebrauh 0
May I ask why your mom would throw out your meds without asking you first? Unless they are drugs hidden in Rx bottles in which case your mom just pwned your ass.
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Cristaderzi 0
If its whacker pills then you can substitute with herbs and so forth! And meditate! Mental illness is a scam both by patients who want to het high legally AND "doctors" and pharmecuticals whom want too sell high priced dope! Your Mom did you a favor!!!
pyropunisher55 0
that is bullshit. mental illness is 100% real. i have several family members who suffer from schizophrenia and they aren't faking it "to get high". most pills for mental illness do not get you high. the only types are for anxiety disorders. the heavy duty anti-psychotics do the opposite of get you high. they block dopamine because those with mental illnesses get naturally high from their own brain chemistry. they need those drugs not to be high. also, doctors make no money when they prescribe medication.
PhillyFox 0
So why wouldn't she know that you've been to the doctor's? I'm assuming you live with her?
Cristaderzi 0
Im mostly talking bout the idiots whom want us too fell sorry for them when they cry suicidal! EVERYONE suffers from depression anger rage etc! But you either kill yourself or not and quit whining and expect a already cash strapped society to pay for their deviant self involvment!!! There are good God fearing people who want to live and ots only those we should help! Oh and Schizophrenia whos to say that God isnt allowing them to see REAL bona fide spirits!! Remember ajoan Of Arc she had visions that saved France from the Crown! But anyone whos a tad different we want to turn into addicts! CIA pumped dope into black hoods now they want the eccentric and truth seekers dead too...
Cristaderzi 0
Oh and actually LA County inmates faked it for Seroquel to get high and sell to mixwith various other narcotics...
Cristaderzi 0
Blimey?? Umm ok so you have no arguement left No its you that is shit pal! Once you live life as long as I have THEN MAYBE you can see what I can!! Of as idiotic as you are I doubt it! Wake UP!!!! Or be slaughtered in your sleep!!!!!!
Cristaderzi 0
Ps Pendatic Your an idiot bona fide!!
allmidnighteyes 11
You're*, not your. Good job.
Sirin_fml 47
Pendatic, and Cristaderzi particularly: please keep your conversations civil and refrain from insulting one another. While you're welcome to debate, this site isn't a political forum, so please keep the debating under control. Thanks!
yourlifesfucked 0
@ palmtrees i mentioned birth control pills because the most recent posts were referring to that. and FYI not all of the drug is metabolized, especially since things like hormone suplements arent always actual hormone, only something that the body thinks is hormone, therefore you get the effect of the drug but it may or may not actually be broken down. this is coming from a retired physician who i was talking to a few weeks back about this very subject.
pennylane1023 0
Why wouldn't your mom know you were on medication in the first place?
ishallbefree 0
Medication and drugs are the same thing buddy.