Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pooped in a drug store bathroom but forgot to flush. I left to go find my mom and found her in the toy section. I guess after I had walked away oblivious, a woman had walked into the bathroom behind me and found the kids I'd abandoned. She then came and found my mom and me, then yelled at me. FML
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Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
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AxCxDxDx 0
Wouldnt your mom know if you are on medication?
makemebrauh 0
May I ask why your mom would throw out your meds without asking you first? Unless they are drugs hidden in Rx bottles in which case your mom just pwned your ass.
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DonkeyDelight 0
Isn't "very important medication" the sort of thing you tell your mother.
Sammara 0
My assumption is that this person is an adult living with a parent, either permanently or briefly (i.e. this was over a break from school). When you're an adult, you do not tell your parents everything--including what disorders/diseases you have, what meds you are taking, etc. etc. etc. I'd also imagine it's not the first time that the OP's mother has done something like this. My sympathies.
KHADOOZLE 0
YOU ARE DOING DRUGS.
sexpistol 0
hm, this is interesting. i wish OP would have mentioned which medication instead of keeping us all guessing! it's possible their mom is just crazy and over-reactive, or maybe OP has a history of drug use. maybe they didn't want to tell her about a condition (such as depression, anxiety, or even addiction) & seeing prescription pills, she tossed them out. OR it's even possible the medication wasn't in the proper bottles...that's possible. when i was growing up, i wasn't allowed to take aspirin or cough medicine or anything. she thought i would "abuse" it. one time my mom found some aspirin and freaked out, and threw it away.
Th3Und3rTak3r 0
Stupid ***** Mom. Read before you throw it away. Or even ask. xD
jonny2x4 0
"Drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs, mmmkay?" says Mr Mackey. Then again, maybe going bat-shit crazy on your mom one time should teach her a lesson.
fuzz97 23
Your mum is an ass.
sweetpea129 0
ydi for not having good communication with your mom
hoppinau 0
if it was expensive medication wouldn't it stand to reason that it'd be in either a meds bottle and/or in a package of some sort so why would she think that you're on drugs? lying ass ******
EveryDayJackAss 0
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