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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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EmoKami 21

Wednesday 7 September 2016 0:18

Maybe it's his. lol

pjsr 32

Wednesday 7 September 2016 0:00

If true, that's more troubling than if it belonged to another girlfriend; brings new meaning to the term 'Mama's boy'

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bobslawnservice 16

Wednesday 7 September 2016 5:32

Maybe he is cheating on you. With his own mother. Never considered that now, did you?

Tsukiyomi 16

Wednesday 7 September 2016 5:40

You have an awful taste in men

kirby1964 20

Wednesday 7 September 2016 5:41

Ok, here is an idea. Maybe this is his Mom's idea of a way to get you to leave. She leaves a pair of her underwear, and you find them.

kdkb36 10

Wednesday 7 September 2016 6:45

He might be telling the truth. This IS in Alabama after all.

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 7 September 2016 7:02

Well, either he's cheating, they're his, or he was telling the truth. Two of which involves serious discussions, the third just requires dumping.

LegoCarpet 12

Wednesday 7 September 2016 7:08

Judging on the location of this FML if it is his moms thing it wouldn't be too surprising.

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 7 September 2016 8:15

Honey, is something thong?

gimmeapotato 13

Wednesday 7 September 2016 8:59

Sounds like a storyline from Maury

manuwish 9

Wednesday 7 September 2016 10:48

call up his mom and tell her that you just found a thong that her son claims is hers, and you would like to return it. her reaction will tell you what you need to know and you can dump his lying sorry ass. take care OP, and wish you better luck finding a correct partner.

kitkat101keri 14

Wednesday 7 September 2016 12:09

depends on what kinda thong it is, quite a few men prefer to wear them cuz they find them more comfortable then regular undies, doesn't mean their living a secret life less they r really girly lol

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