LegoCarpet

About Legocarpet

The greatest noodle of all time.

Legocarpet - Followers

Legocarpet - Followed

Legocarpet's page visits

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Legocarpet's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

4%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

5%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

15%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

48%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

7%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

13%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

1%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

4%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

78%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

92%

The list of badges to find

Legocarpet's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex to music, which we hadn't done before. I was getting close when it cut to commercial. I was so turned off by the idea of coming during an ad break that I didn't come at all. Thanks Spotify. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuckingads - / Monday 13 February 2017 19:00 / United States - Brookfield

Classic Jeff

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 February 2017 18:00 / United States - Peru

Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Torbey - / Wednesday 14 September 2016 03:49 / Australia - Adelaide

Today, my friends told me they have been able to see all my BDSM likes in their Facebook feeds. My family and coworkers also follow me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 21 August 2016 09:21 / Ukraine - Kiev

Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Innocent / Thursday 18 August 2016 23:03 / New Zealand

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LegoCarpet

Beginner

I like your style

Night owl

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Checking you out

Mobility

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

The Mixer

Judgmental

Profile completed

It's in the can!

One more and it's business time

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

50 quality comments

50 favorites

YDI Master

Classic Jeff