Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML
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Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, I was on good terms with my ex, and I thought we were going to get back together. I let him use my car to go back to his place after being at mine. I checked the GPS log and saw a familiar address. I then found out he was using my car for booty calls with someone I considered a friend. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
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MissMoonshine 0
This isn't a FML... This is a "hell yea you're a bad ass GPS theif chaser!"
MCart_fml 0
LOL guy steals a GPS and runs into a dead end... agreed #8, that's world's dumbest criminals worthy.
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timeatrice 0
i dont get it =.=
lalosaa 0
hahahah aww i would so do this! I say sorry all the time, even if someone bumps into me haha One I said bless you to my friends dog when he sneezed, without meaning too loll
yaneliee 0
Lol cute:)
turtlesFTW 5
I do stuff like that all the time...When I was cleaning my room with my friend, I bumped into my desk, and apologized to it.
little_musician 0
#15: ROFL
randyjohns 0
#4 and #15 lmfao!
SirAlan 0
suck it
Headcase 0
I was expelled from school in the second of seven periods that day. I had to spend the rest of that day in the school office, and decided to make the staff feel horrible about letting me go. I eagerly wished all of them fantastic days as they went to and from the staff room, and thanked the receptionists for taking care of me for the remaining hours. Later, the principal begrudgingly admitted to my mom that I was the most polite kid at the school, and that they were sorry to see me go. Since then, I go as far as to apologise to telemarketers for taking so long to fetch my false details. Karma is good to me, and I hope it's good to you too.
IHazNoUsername 9
That is pretty genius. Whatever you did, I'm sure the principal's comment lightened your mother's mood a little.
MechaMew2 0
I think you should let him keep the GPS and get a new one. It led him to a dead-end. XD
AdamGD 0
Hey applejuice, where do you live? Got any nice stuf lol ;D
whatever2468 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #18, I'd probably do the same thing! Oh, and hey, at least you got your GPS back, it could have ended in a much worse way.
KevinB_fml 0
hahaha he had a GPS and he still hit a dead end