By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 284
You deserved it 14 256

Same thing different taste

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Don't kill it like that...chances are it will run away as spiders are very fast....Here is the best technique, imo (my sister has arachnophobia, and many people around me have varying degrees of it so I am the "spidercatcher"): You need : a glass (choose the size depending on the size of the spider), a postcard or thin piece of card. Method: take the glass and gently place over the spider. Take card, slide under glass without lifting the glass too high (so mister/miss/mrs spider doesn't escape), then lift the card and the glass at the same time & then a) throw it in the garden (my sister's preferred method as she says it's not the spider's fault she is scared of it) b) throw it down the loo . However, if like me you always have a slight fear of it climbing back up - I blame the incy wincy spider song for this lol - put some strong loo product like toilet duck or bleach to make sure...and ta da! no more evil spider.... Otherwise, find yourself a handy spidercatcher person like me who is always there to deal with them & tell them the technique!!!! Good luck!!!!

there's a difference between being afraid of spiders and aracnaphobia people. A phobia is a fear that is strong enough to prevent you from living a normal life

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The average house has 5000 spiders in it. Every person ingests 11 bugs or spiders in a life time Thought you should know. Have a nice night!

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MaddlyBeastin 0

You attacked a living thing because it was there? That's awful. You deserve anything you get.

I thought PETA didnt hit animals though.

that sucks, I'm arachnaphobic as well

Ewwww I hate spiders one time I woke up and one was on me :-S gross

omggtfomi 1

Hmmm I guess you didn't know that no matter what you do a spider is always at least four feet away dude I'm not lying

You're brave lol, I don't usually have the courage to get close enough to kill them