By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 284
You deserved it 14 256

Same thing different taste

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Don't kill it like that...chances are it will run away as spiders are very fast....Here is the best technique, imo (my sister has arachnophobia, and many people around me have varying degrees of it so I am the "spidercatcher"): You need : a glass (choose the size depending on the size of the spider), a postcard or thin piece of card. Method: take the glass and gently place over the spider. Take card, slide under glass without lifting the glass too high (so mister/miss/mrs spider doesn't escape), then lift the card and the glass at the same time & then a) throw it in the garden (my sister's preferred method as she says it's not the spider's fault she is scared of it) b) throw it down the loo . However, if like me you always have a slight fear of it climbing back up - I blame the incy wincy spider song for this lol - put some strong loo product like toilet duck or bleach to make sure...and ta da! no more evil spider.... Otherwise, find yourself a handy spidercatcher person like me who is always there to deal with them & tell them the technique!!!! Good luck!!!!

there's a difference between being afraid of spiders and aracnaphobia people. A phobia is a fear that is strong enough to prevent you from living a normal life

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LOL thats funny.. there's always gonna be some kind of insect or creature lurking in your home so you might as well get used to it.. It will either find its way outside or die. Maybe you will swallow it while you are asleep.. who knows.. lol

Uh, so how can you possibly hit yourself so hard that you fall?

# 159 Oh believe me, been there, done that XD You don't believe it's possible until it happens to you.

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alsnyder12 0

oh it is. alive. under your blankets. multiplying. millions of spiders. how do u sleep at nite?

#173, just a suggestion here but if you are going to try and play the role of the individual whom possesses the most grammatical poise and attempt to be the intelligent one in the conversation, then you should most like begin by spelling 'accusation' correctly. Best of luck to you though!

I think you meant 172. Best of luck to you!

DakotaCat 4

Oh no a spider loose in your house!! Call animal control!!

You do NOT have a phobia -.- take it from someone who really is phobic of something. the feeling you get from even thinking of the thing makes you sick and panicked, let alone coming face to face where most phobics faint...your an idiot

Ah? So that is what I feel about rats - a phobia - someone just mentions the word "rat" to me and I literally cringe & and shiver & have to change the subject & I can't explain the feeling but it's just like as if the rat is there in the room with me at the mere mention of it & I hate it....I see them on tv, I have to cover my eyes & I say to people "is it gone yet???" - people must think I'm mad but I can't help it....Plus, I'm not usually the kind to cover my eyes or be scared in horror films, but a rat in any film is guaranteed to scare me shitless....so if that is a phobia, then I have a phobia....I just think I'm a bit scared....