Intimacy: Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 22:08 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

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By Kasey Eames - 23/12/2012 06:19 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML

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Still hanging on

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 06:00

Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML

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Hey good lookin'

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML

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Captain Jack

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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Lazy ass

By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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ILoveFluttershy 3

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:53

I love you, and your husband.

Forlorn420 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:53

Better than butterface

Comments

Chris93Jones 20

Wednesday 20 November 2013 15:04

run.

justwhatever1234 5

Wednesday 8 January 2014 6:19

I hate to be painfully obvious but I think he may be a brony... Congrats

SuperWhoLockedBr 9

Friday 2 May 2014 17:21

That's a very good point, at least he's not cheating on you.

clairesucks 37

Friday 23 January 2015 10:34

Well, you did ask...

theprinceoflol 12

Thursday 28 May 2015 14:21

When you ****** say a quite yay

FRED369 13

Friday 19 June 2015 5:09

50 Shades of Fluttershy

unclejessie 2

Saturday 15 August 2015 6:35

why do most the people here agree with the husband

the_revival 8

Monday 21 September 2015 6:58

Damn bronies....

scooter165 15

Thursday 30 June 2016 5:23

Classic Bronies

ruudseriesx 25

Wednesday 10 August 2016 9:38

Wth?? Too much kid in him.

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