Intimacy: Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 22:08 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

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By Kasey Eames - 23/12/2012 06:19 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 06:00

Today, while having sex with my husband, he told me to put my legs around him, which I did. He then whispered sweetly in my ear, "You better hold on tight spider monkey." This is when I knew my Twilight obsession went too far. FML

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Hey good lookin'

By Anonymous - 18/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, a "friend" mentioned that my husband was "yummy", then asked if she could "have a turn" with him. I left and went home, outraged. When I told my husband, he couldn't conceal his stupid horny grin, and immediately tried to initiate sex. Pig. FML

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Captain Jack

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I had a chat with my husband, and I convinced him to try being more spontaneous to spice up our sex life. This evening, he burst into our bedroom with an eyepatch on, and "seductively" growled, "I'm gonna slay your pussy, wench." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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Lazy ass

By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

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Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:53

I love you, and your husband.

Forlorn420 9

Tuesday 26 June 2012 2:53

Better than butterface

Comments

DaggersEdge 6

Wednesday 27 June 2012 10:00

that should be considered an honour on your part OP

gracevet88 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 10:38

Lmfao

Edgre_Rowe 3

Wednesday 27 June 2012 11:33

hot

TheAngryKitten 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 13:41

Fluttershy? Well i don't see why you're complaining.

HealingTrout 1

Thursday 28 June 2012 2:23

The ****?

FunnyPlants 1

Thursday 28 June 2012 4:46

It could have been worse. He could have wanted you to be Sweetie Bell or Scootaloo

ohitsdaniella 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 7:33

True love right there.

Katja004 6

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:48

What the hell is fluttershy?

ricardo12458 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 15:59

[Fl]utter[sh]y <---> [Sh]utter[fl]y. -R

subbullet 7

Thursday 28 June 2012 19:52

Fluttershy is a character from the TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

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