Love: Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't...

By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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You deserved it 3 102

By ouch - 01/09/2010 13:50 - Belgium

Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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You deserved it 4 205

By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 3 172

By Anonymous - 19/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, after not seeing my boyfriend for 9 months, he came to meet me at the airport. I was so excited when I first saw him that I broke into a sprint to greet him. Apparently, running through the airport looks suspicious, because a security guard tackled me. Now I have a broken nose. FML

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You deserved it 7 627

Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 5 037

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 254

By James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 068

Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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You deserved it 432

By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 34 089

Jertastic 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:13

GREAT! 4 year olds are bitches anyway. he probably deserved it.

Chuck3791 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:16

I'm favoriting this. I litterally laughed outloud

Comments

unibrowicorn 0

Monday 11 May 2009 3:58

hahahahahaaaa. Why do I feel like half of the people that have FML's on this site live in a sitcom?

SituationMan 0

Monday 11 May 2009 3:59

This isn't an FML. You did a service to that child teaching him not to run around in airports without looking.

shelbeee 0

Monday 11 May 2009 4:03

THIS IS HILARIOUS.

happy_go_lucky21 0

Monday 11 May 2009 4:04

aww... sad for the little kid, but that was a sweet thing your boyfriend tried to do.

SquidUlysses 0

Monday 11 May 2009 4:09

It's awesome he loves you that much that he'll cause bodily harm to a small child to show you how much he loves you.

24788 6

Monday 11 May 2009 4:14

That kid is going to fear women for life.

eviltrunkz 0

Monday 11 May 2009 4:20

That's Awesome!

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Monday 11 May 2009 4:30

to #33 and #81 YOU ARE RETARDED. im in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend now. im going to school in california and hes still in new york. i talk to him every day, he visits me and im home [in ny] for the summer and winter. long distance relationships can work if you work hard at them. and if youd like to say that its because "i cant get anyone else" thats hilarious. if i wanted to cheat on my boyfriend, or dump him just to **** whoever, i could oh so easily do that. theres just this little thing called love that prevents me from doing that, and keeps me and my boyfriend together.