Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
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Top comments
spady62287 0
aww...somebody is insecure. take it as a compliment. she didn't want her boyfriend hitting on you. unless your sister is a jerk. and you have been called that all your life. punch her in the face.
krushr 3
You should have replied "yeah, neither is he!"
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Comments (56)
skyeyez9 25
This was where you got even and blurted out an embarassing tidbit about your sister.
MissD0llFace 5
DAM sounds like someone doesn't miss her haterAID in the morning
CoachLlama 5
I'm thinking the guy was goofing around and the sister had not ever said anything to him about looks. OP just missed the joke. Which makes it even better.
Lauren243 0
that isn't even bad, it's a compliment.
N1NJ4M4573R 0
slap that bitch
3ph600v 15
that's good! why are you calling this an fml?
Iglof 2
I have said that as a joke when I met my friends girlfriend so couldn't it be all just be a big joke?
epicenur 2
ur at least a 5 then because anything less, ur ugly
evil_toad 0
how's this an fml he said your not that ugly
Raffra 0
Nobody click YDI!