Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my grandpa pointed me out to one of his friends, saying, "Yeah, she's the ugly one." FML
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
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Top comments
spady62287 0
aww...somebody is insecure. take it as a compliment. she didn't want her boyfriend hitting on you. unless your sister is a jerk. and you have been called that all your life. punch her in the face.
krushr 3
You should have replied "yeah, neither is he!"
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Comments (56)
illyme 0
yes threesome definately
ImmaZebra 0
Why would he even say that out loud.. right in front of you?
starile 20
It sounds like she said OP was ugly, and he was disagreeing with her. He can't go and say "She's hot!" in front of his girlfriend, even if OP is attractive.
hahaalolz 0
thank you for pointing the first part out, because nobody understood that.
RedPillSucks 33
He could have simply said "She's not ugly" instead of "She's not THAT ugly"
5t3ff1k4h 47
RPS - Or waited until the sister was out of ear shot.
tthhoomm 0
lol
Illyssa_fml 4
Well you aren't as ugly as your sister described you..meaning she's just a bitch
flickyourbic1223 7
wow it's not easy being the ugly sister. hang in there. I'm the "ugly sister" too :(
edwardian 2
me too
wriptidez 0
guess what they are stupid i mean who blurts that out. Anyways, they have no tact which means they have the IQ of a crumb. Pay them no mind
PeteElMalo 0
I'm sure it was a joke ... ydi for not having a sense of humor
ricalizzypink 0
Well that was rude!
LeFrogDog 27
wrong site...