Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I came home from a one-year Army deployment, only for my wife to tell me she feels claustrophobic with me in the bed. She then asked for a divorce. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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rawr9able 4
Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.
bluetiger105 0
What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.
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Comments (327)
Alekyork 0
Sounds ok. Just cheat on her too.
taetay2010j 0
that's the worst excuse ever one I hate cheaters two women are disgraceful ***** and I am a girl some people bring shame fyl :(
AdobeAlf 2
should have took out your grenade.
Poliahputz 0
Wow...tell her you wanna stay together but cant deal with referring to your wife as a ***** for a year
Calyx_fml 22
A year is a long time. My wife and I love each other magnificently but even we have a three month rule.
pan1cked 0
that's really ******* sad.
rambi_fml 0
couldnt she have waited till her boyfriend left, geez guy i feel sorry for you
ShrukiantheMad 0
More women cheat nowadays than men do. It's sick that people even think about being so selfish that they can't go one year without ******* someone.
monnanon 14
where did you get your stats from? I would say its either an almost equal score or women feel guilt more keenly.
matildalillyysto 0
stuff like this pisses me off for real my man is in the army and I would never ever think of doing something so horrible to him. I feel bad for you I truely do I'm sorry. it's soo sad that this always happens to the people in the military it's not right:(
rj33445 4
on to the next 1
americansoilder1 0
that sucks brother, I leave for fort benning in a month and I worry about that everyday...it kinda eats at ya when u have nothing but time to think about what might be happening
lowshadows 21
true, i haven't even been deployed yet and the bitch cheated on me. Congrats on FT. Benning, graduated last August Alpha 1-19 Infantry Regiment. HOOAH!