Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I came home from a one-year Army deployment, only for my wife to tell me she feels claustrophobic with me in the bed. She then asked for a divorce. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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rawr9able 4
Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.
bluetiger105 0
What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.
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Comments (327)
DWORD 2
You deserve it for being with a *****
KsiHalfSquatch 0
your such a troll! he doesnt deserve that bullshit. maybe you need to grow some compassion you piece of cow shit
rawr182 0
i usually slag people off. that sucks bro. mega respect for anyone doing a tour. she doesn't deserve you
AkaneHikari 0
that sucks, sorry man
bntilley 2
damn dude that sucks!! I'm sorry, she should have known better than to marry someone in the military!! dump her sorry butt and find a woman that deserves you!
andrew1994001 5
just like in Jarhead
NasinD 0
Take a shit in a box,put a letter in tht shit sayin "its over, sex with u was shit anyway" leave it on the table
panthergirl8 0
that sux
beercanman 3
She doesn't deserve you Nd she certainly doesn't deserve to collect your military benefits. Kick her to the curb and you can hold your head high.
THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8
bring her nice **** from germany.. she gonna be ok for a while... :P
MamaKay08 0
I am sorry OP. as a former army wife, my husband was deployed two days after we were married, so I know how hard it can be. but if she can't remain faithful to you, then she doesn't deserve you! thank you for serving our country and I hope everything works out okay for you.
lowshadows 21
u said ' former' army wife, what did you do to deserve that title?