Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I came home from a one-year Army deployment, only for my wife to tell me she feels claustrophobic with me in the bed. She then asked for a divorce. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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rawr9able 4
Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.
bluetiger105 0
What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.
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Comments (327)
lizmo 0
This is really ****** up. I'm sorry sir you deserve better.
chinagirl3343 8
I hope you took her to the cleaners. She's a horrible person!! A year without sex while waiting for your spouse to come home from war isn't the end of the world. Her excuse is bad and she should feel horrible for it. Cheating is wrong. PERIOD!!!
judea95 16
Yeah, that sucks but she will get lonely
Sk8SnowCO 8
Wow I'm sorry:/ nobody should do that, no matter the distance. You were deployed for goodness sake, does she not get you were doing something important????? Divorce her and find a beautiful non ***** of a lady to marry.
worldclassrager 41
Well she's a sex craver...hope you can get things sorted out...
DWT 18
Yep, dumping her stupid ass is definitely the right thing to do in this situation.
dominoL 7
...she would get cleaned the **** out in the divorce
kelizabethb0704 22
They make these things called ****** for a reason....
HeyItsLeah13 5
Oh so the fact that your literally willing to die for her didn't cross her mind? What a mother ******* *****.
mitchell360 13
Sorry but your wife isn't worth your time and you should leave her, thank you for your services though