Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
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Today, I flew home to Germany to see my wife before I'm deployed, only to find her in bed with another guy. She explained that she wants us to stay together, but she can't take a year without being intimate with someone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
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Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America five months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for five months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother." FML
Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML
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rawr9able 4
Pimp slap her for me will ya? People like her piss me off, buy a damn ***** and call it good if you can't handle your man being away for so long.
bluetiger105 0
What a bitch. She didn't even make it for one day, let alone a year. Dump her ass.
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Comments (327)
venturestar 0
hahaha and women wonder why good men like you my brotha turn into players
matt12866 1
damn bro that sucks.. def get a divorce and hell while your there in Germany get you some before you deploy.
lowshadows 21
true that.
Jrshep4187 7
that blows.... some of my buddies had the same shit happen to the right before their r&r....
N3v43h 0
um... no... did you forget I'm paid to kill people?...
bengalsbaby13 0
aww I'm so sorry! I wish there was a wag anyone could make this better, thank you for all you do
pan1cked 0
this definitely not an FML that deserves a comment from you, dude.
pan1cked 0
as a Marine spouse, it makes me sick. I've remained faithful my husband's entire deployment, and will until it's over. I couldn't and wouldn't ever cheat on him just because he is away. that's what is supposed to make military relationships stronger. by keeping the true spark alive.
xMissPiggyx 0
This made me think of the whisky lullaby music video. The military guy came home to find his girlfriend (or wife..) in bed with another guy. He left her. Then he killed himself. Then later on, she killed herself. I really hope you don't kill yourself though!!! And you should dump that dumb bitch. She doesn't deserve you and you deserve waaay better.
CommanderNutterB 0
Shoot the other dude in the dick and balls and betcha she won't ever think about it again. but when you do it make sure she watches lol then look up slowly with and evil look and slightly turn your head and be like....... "geta *****...bitch....." then walk off all cool like nothing happened haha
jaipie 4
should had beaten up the guy and bitch slapped the girl