Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
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Pleonasm 35
Odd parents, fairly odd parents...
Inciter 33
Well, that was an asshole move. I hope your girlfriend has sense enough not to care too much about what they say.
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Comments (74)
daye1967 6
She (in sincere voice with nice smile): "Yes, I am, though our definitions of ******** obviously differ." Ending it there should have at least temporarily left the father speechless and the boyfriend defended while the girlfriend did not have to sink to the father's level or insult anyone.
squishycat 6
Too bad it went downhill! The first time my husband met my father, my dad (who's 6'4" and scary as hell) stared him down and said "So, you're the a**hole who's f*cking my daughter, are ya?" We've been married for fourteen years now, and he and my dad are best friends!
chosha_fml 26
Oddball? More like asshole (your dad anyway).
raineivy 3
The second I read this I knew it was an Australian dad.
MikeIsABro 2
And that's why I haven't let my girlfriend meet my dad :)
weirder_than_you 11
Well all boys (kids and adults alike) ARE dickheads so I don't see your prob
Elfkid21 19
no no no no!!! come back and tell us how the rest of the night went!!! lmfao!!!
emeraldmaz 9
Your family sounds AWESOME.
Pinkraincoat 18
Supportive dad...
imhope 23
He sounds like such a loving father hahaha