Today, I finally had sex with the man with whom I've been in love for months. Too bad I was too drunk to remember a thing. FML
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Today, after many, many years of desperate bodily insecurity and therapy, I woke up next to the man of my dreams, who told me the sex was wonderful. Apparently, gin plays wonders with my memory. I don't remember a thing. And that was my first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, I realized I've never had sex with someone who was sober at the time. FML
Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML
Today, I had had sex while sober for the first time in years. It was really awkward, bumpy, and I kept on apologizing for being so terrible. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We then decided to come home, planning an intimate moment. Once home, I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I'd fallen asleep right before we'd even started. FML
Today, I made up an ingenious plan to finally hook up with the guy I really like at a party. Well, the plan itself worked great. Too bad I got so drunk that I used it on the wrong person. FML
Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Whipped 43
I want to stay positive, but my fear is that you were doomed from the start, OP. If he was only able to have sex with you while you were drunk, that speaks wonders about the both of you. Either way, I truly wish you the best of luck and hope that you are able to pursue a relationship with this guy.
rufus147 12
You just have to get back up on that horse ^^
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Comments (49)
Enderman1323 8
That could have happened to me is being used as an alternative to YDI
Blind_Thestral13 1
Pretty sure that's rape...
buttcrackles 9
Nope.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
No it isn't. There is a pretty good chance that she was able to give consent at the time and doesn't remember now because alcohol can cause memory loss even if the person drinking doesn't get blackout drunk.
captainsmegma 12
He posted pictures. Looks like you were enjoying it.
hardcorefan16 22
So how do you remember it was with him?
RogueWarrior869 23
Correct me if I am wrong(please and thank you), but I'm not getting a vibe they were in a relationship like most of the folks in the comments. Either way, op, I'd talk to him. Be sure to be safe if you ever want to get that wasted again, it's dangerous for your health in quite a few ways.
GeeThatSucks 9
A lot of removed comments here.....
amazed_71 14
I believe that if you were too drunk to consent it's considered rape.